Detoxification is not fun.

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I don't subscribe to Witch Weekly, and I have no idea why an owl brought me an issue today, but all I've go to say is:

What. the. shit. is. this?

It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.

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A lie of course.
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Well, that was interesting.

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I've run out of beer. Someone save me.

Hello journal, how do you do? My name is Kir and I have come to defile your inner pages like some great monster. I'm sure you're overjoyed by this.

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