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kir_not_kirley

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Aug 19, 2006 14:52

I don't subscribe to Witch Weekly, and I have no idea why an owl brought me an issue today, but all I've go to say is:

What. the. shit. is. this?

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Private to Author broken_harry August 19 2006, 20:42:37 UTC

I've said this too many times in recent weeks.

I don't want to know, do I?

H. Potter

Private to Harry Potter kir_not_kirley August 19 2006, 20:49:00 UTC

H. Potter? If this is who I think it is, I'm surprised you didn't also get an issue. Maybe it was just some rabid fan of mine who sent it. Witch Weekly has a top 10 bachelors list. I'm sure you'll be happy to know you're number one.

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Kir

Private to Kir broken_harry August 19 2006, 20:52:58 UTC

Witch Weekly? I don't subscribe...wait, what do you mean, number one? Number one of what?

Kir...as in McCormack Duke?

-Harry

Private to Kir kir_not_kirley August 19 2006, 20:57:51 UTC

Why, you're number one on the top ten bacherlors list. Don't you feel honored?

And yes, that's me.

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Kir

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Private to Kir freakedwithjet August 20 2006, 01:14:58 UTC

How much do you reckon they'd pay for a kiss and tell about one of the Top Ten Bachelors?

~Px

Private to Pansy kir_not_kirley August 20 2006, 02:06:58 UTC

Five pounds and a complimentary toaster.

Private to Pansy freakedwithjet August 20 2006, 09:53:22 UTC

Damn. What would I need a toaster for?

Private to Pansy kir_not_kirley August 20 2006, 21:05:46 UTC

Better than a complimentary party clown at least.

diva_myron August 20 2006, 02:39:31 UTC

La-la-la. Jealous?

kir_not_kirley August 20 2006, 02:40:32 UTC

Just a little. But who wouldn't love you? Certainly not I. I am only your fawning sidekick.

diva_myron August 20 2006, 02:53:53 UTC

Aww, you're unnecessarily harsh on yourself, Kir. You're not a mere fawning sidekick. More like a sinister vizier.

kir_not_kirley August 20 2006, 21:06:57 UTC

Oh, I like the sound of that. Can I have a bird named Iago?

nymphadorauror August 21 2006, 04:38:18 UTC

What was in Witch Weekly?

Something bad? Well obviously...

~Tonks

kir_not_kirley August 21 2006, 10:44:38 UTC

A top ten bachelors list.

Something horrible.
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Kir

Private to Kir nymphadorauror August 21 2006, 13:25:46 UTC

Oh, it's you Kir.
Uh, Hi!

A top ten... are you going to tell me who was on the list then, or am I to assume that it was too horrible to hear about?

You are on it, aren't you?

--If that is the case, that hardly makes it horrible.

~Tonks

Private to Tonks kir_not_kirley August 21 2006, 18:50:06 UTC

Oh yes, it's me. Hello back to you.

Too horrible, I think the only person who might be happy about it would be Myron. And yes, I'm on the bloody thing. I can't be bothered to look at it again, but I think I was number four or five.

Oh, is that so?
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Kir

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