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Aug 19, 2006 14:52

I don't subscribe to Witch Weekly, and I have no idea why an owl brought me an issue today, but all I've go to say is:

What. the. shit. is. this?

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nymphadorauror August 21 2006, 04:38:18 UTC
What was in Witch Weekly?

Something bad? Well obviously...

~Tonks

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kir_not_kirley August 21 2006, 10:44:38 UTC
A top ten bachelors list.

Something horrible.
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Kir

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Private to Kir nymphadorauror August 21 2006, 13:25:46 UTC
Oh, it's you Kir.
Uh, Hi!

A top ten... are you going to tell me who was on the list then, or am I to assume that it was too horrible to hear about?

You are on it, aren't you?

--If that is the case, that hardly makes it horrible.

~Tonks

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Private to Tonks kir_not_kirley August 21 2006, 18:50:06 UTC
Oh yes, it's me. Hello back to you.

Too horrible, I think the only person who might be happy about it would be Myron. And yes, I'm on the bloody thing. I can't be bothered to look at it again, but I think I was number four or five.

Oh, is that so?
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Private to Kir nymphadorauror August 21 2006, 19:26:09 UTC
Cheers!

Why would Myron...oh, was he on it too, with you, wasn't he?
Come on, all this teasing is making me want to go find a copy of the latest issue. You and Myron are only two of ten. Yes- I know how to count. Hehee...

Four or Five? Wow, should I congratulate you or something?

Yes, that's so! Honestly, what's so bad about being one of ten top bachelors? Unless... unless you don't like being a 'bachelor'- and well, in that case, you've only got your self to blame. Still... top ten.

Good at being a bachelor, are you?
I'm only teasing... I think it's pretty cool. You should too.

~Tonks

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Private to Tonks kir_not_kirley August 22 2006, 01:51:38 UTC
I've thrown away my copy, so you might just have to go out and get one for yourself. Ever so sorry.

No! I'd rather you drowned me in the loo.

I'd rather not be known as a 'bachelor'. It gives women innapropriate thoughts, bachelor is only the prelude to marriage and children and everything else.

Okay then, I give in. I think it's brilliant.
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Kir

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Private to Kir nymphadorauror August 22 2006, 02:12:12 UTC
Now why did you go and do a thing like that?
Not the type of person to make scrapbooks, or posters, out of publicity? That's a shame... I guess I'm going to buy one, then. Too curious now to ignore.

Drown you? In the loo?! What the- I will not drown you, so you can just take that idea out of your head.

Hahaaa! 'Inappropriate thoughts’!

…….Well- if you speak about the average woman, who is looking for that family setting... I suppose I might see the lovely list as inappropriate, by setting up the men as a great catch for those in need. But what is wrong with that, really? Being considered a 'great catch'? Would you rather be considered a loser? If so, you haven't succeeded, sorry.

And I think you are lying, or being sarcastic, or both. Hahaa.

~Tonks

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Private to Tonks kir_not_kirley August 23 2006, 20:50:36 UTC
I did it because it was glaring at me. Bloody thing.

And no, no scrapbooks for me. Although, I do burn things on occasion. Clip photos of of people out of the paper and with a deft Incendio! or if I'm too lazy for that a lighter, and they are gone. It relieves a lot of stress, you should try it.

Awww, why not? It could be fun. And you'd put me out of my misery.

Actually no, I'd rather not be considered a loser. But I don't want to be seen as marriage bait either.

Both.
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