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Jul 19, 2006 13:29

Hello journal, how do you do? My name is Kir and I have come to defile your inner pages like some great monster. I'm sure you're overjoyed by this.

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Private to Kir zekaryah July 19 2006, 21:09:02 UTC
Try drawing three badgers rampaging throughout a town someone thought was on Mars.

I did that, and my journal exploded.

With happiness.

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Re: Private to Zacharias kir_not_kirley July 19 2006, 22:13:31 UTC
Badgers... on Mars?

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Private to Kir zekaryah July 19 2006, 22:42:49 UTC
I didn't have the location of the setting in mind when someone asked about it, and so I asked him to use his imagination. He said Mars.

And I thought my imagination was insane.

-- z.a.s.

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Re: Private to Zacharias kir_not_kirley July 20 2006, 00:25:20 UTC
I probably would've said something just as insane, so I can't blame the poor person. But still... badgers on Mars. What a thought!

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Private to Kir terry_schtiwl July 19 2006, 22:41:04 UTC
I am.

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Re: Private to Kir kir_not_kirley July 20 2006, 00:15:17 UTC
You are what? ... As overjoyed as my poor journal?

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Private to Kir terry_schtiwl July 20 2006, 01:07:29 UTC
Naturally.

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Re: Private to Terry kir_not_kirley July 20 2006, 02:00:27 UTC
And who might you be?

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Private to Kir nymphadorauror July 20 2006, 03:26:45 UTC
Uhm..... I don't think defiling overjoys anyone. Especially not inanimate objects.

Well I suppose journals aren't inanimate...since they are magically charmed to send and receive missives. Like this missive I got concerning defiled journals.

Uh. Are you okay? Don't answer that... hahaa... somehow I'd say not.

Any roads. Be careful, there, with alerting the world of your eccentric ways. Somethings are better left unsaid. Or unwritten, publicly, as the case may be.

~Tonks

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Re: Private to Tonks kir_not_kirley July 20 2006, 04:06:16 UTC
Er... hello there? Who are you?

I quite enjoy being defiled.

Duly noted. I'll be careful, although why I should hide something like talking to a book?

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Private to Kir nymphadorauror July 20 2006, 04:20:07 UTC
Uh... Hi. Do I really want to tell you who I am...ah cripes, I already done signed my name on the last missive. What are you... a moron? Hi. I'm Tonks. And you're Kir, right? Just like you said in your lovely intro about your journal?

Kir... is that short for something?

Well Kir, I'm not going to say that I'm glad you enjoy being defiled. I don't think I would, to tell you the truth... Not really. But I'm sure the journals don't mind...so... have fun!

You should hide something like talking to a book, because I'm positive other people will conclude you are batty. Unless that is what you wanted, then I'd say you'll accomplish it soon.

I don't mean to be rude. Forgive me... your entry was just...well... odd.

~Tonks

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Re: Private to Tonks kir_not_kirley July 20 2006, 04:32:05 UTC
Yes, I'm Kir. Kir is short for... Kirley.

And honestly, I don't care if people find me batty. They've thought that for years already.

And no need to apologize. You weren't being rude at all. I'm actually quite glad you warned me, it's nice to know there's someone out there that cares.

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Private to Kir diva_myron July 20 2006, 03:50:37 UTC
I thought your Mom told me you were gone into Singapore. Are you avoiding me? Bastard.

Oh how awesome to meet you here, Kir! At least you're alive, apparently, even if everyone I knew literally told me you've died from too much alcohol.

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Re: Private to Myron kir_not_kirley July 20 2006, 04:09:14 UTC
Oh, it's you

Why the hell did you leave

I hate you

Hello to you too. Yes, I am alive. Too much alcohol?! No such thing!

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Private to Kir diva_myron July 20 2006, 04:22:45 UTC
Exciting.

Well, I've been searching for you and for the rest of the tribe, but you were all sort of lost and...

Well, I've been meaning to kind of apologize. In a way. For, yeah.

Alcohol is bad for your health.

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Re: Private to Myron kir_not_kirley July 20 2006, 04:35:57 UTC
I'm sure you could've found us if you tried hard enough. Or at least them. I have a talent for hiding.

Apologize? You? Are you ill? But I'll accept it... grudgingly. You owe me a pint down at the Leaky.

Never!

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broken_harry July 20 2006, 19:41:47 UTC
So...was it? Overjoyed.

I have got to be bloody bored to actually answer complete, probably barmy, strangers in this thing.

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kir_not_kirley July 20 2006, 20:06:23 UTC
It was overwhelmed with utmost happiness. It even did a little jig.

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broken_harry July 20 2006, 20:17:11 UTC
I'm sure it appreciated that.

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kir_not_kirley July 20 2006, 20:24:24 UTC
I certainly hope so! I'd hate to dissapoint it.

Who might this be, by the way?

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