chb: bonjour paris
yunho/jaejoong
general, fluff / pg13 / oneshot
Tainting their son's innocence wasn't what they had in mind early in the morning.
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fatso |
boyfriend over job |
trouble in paradise |
joongievator |
hi, hello |
lonely momo |
mama |
we could be in love |
weekend parents |
get some and then get dumped |
okinawa baby (part i) |
all grown up |
okinawa baby (part ii) |
weapon of bangs destruction |
green-eyed monster |
mother's day |
dinner gone wrong |
baby dildo Yunho sidles up to his lover clad in a red apron and hugs him from behind. "Minseok kicked me out of his room. Said he's a big boy now and could dress up on his own."
Jaejoong chuckles, flipping the pancake before turning slightly to press a kiss on his sulking lover's cheek. "You're so lame."
"He's six. He can't possibly do that on his own."
He nudges Yunho. "Oh don't be such a kill joy. Let him. We can fix that later anyway." Yunho doesn't reply, but rests his chin on Jaejoong's shoulder only to be pushed away gently. "Go set up the table and bring me Mimi's lunchbox."
"Yes, boss."
When Minseok shows up at the kitchen, Yunho chokes on his coffee and Jaejoong almost drops the pan in hand. The boy's clothes are fine, a Batman shirt and jeans, but his hair is so flat that it looks like he ironed it until it stuck onto his scalp. Jaejoong's the first to recover, turning off the stove and approaches the confused boy.
"Baby, what did you put on your hair?" He pokes the boy's hair, frowning when it's not just hard, but a little slimy.
Minseok grins. "Mama's strawberry gel!"
"Strawberry gel?" He asks Yunho who just shrugs in response. He shifts his attention back at the boy. "Where did you get it?"
"Your room." Minseok replies, wiping the rather slimy gel that drips down his temples with a finger and puts it in his mouth. "It's yummy!"
"Our room." he repeats, having an idea what his son might just be talking about. Yunho has a hair gel, but it's not strawberry flavored. He hasn't even heard of a flavored gel, unless...
"Oh my god, Jae..."
The couple sprints to their room and finds two empty bottles on the floor. One is Yunho's hair gel and the other is a bottle of lube. "Y-yunho..." Jaejoong mumbles, his feet still rooted on the ground in shock. Yunho is just as stunned as he eyes the lube. He snaps out of his trance upon hearing his lover's voice. "Give Minseok a quick bath again and we'll both take him to the daycare and tell his teacher to make them watch lots and lots of Teletubbies."
The hair gel incident is traumatizing to say the least, but the couple seemed to have recovered from it. A little. Somehow, it feels as if they have tainted their son's innocence.
Both males are on the couch, cuddling. Jaejoong opted to work at home. There is no scheduled photoshoot and all he has to do is revise his proposal for a client. But that could wait. "On a positive note, we now have one more story to tell Mimi when he grows up." Jaejoong chuckles, wiggling as he shifts a little to find a more comfortable position, in between Yunho's legs, that is. "Be still, Jae."
Jaejoong snaps his fingers and grins up at Yunho. "I started making our Paris scrapbook." All five of them went on a trip to Paris a few months ago. Changmin paid for everyone and everything during the whole vacation because the bastard is rich like that. "It's got four pictures on it so far. I gotta finish it before I get busy for some singer's comeback. Photoshoots and stuff. Wanna see?"
Jaejoong might have asked him but Yunho knows it's not a question because whether or not he agrees, Jaejoong's going to show it to him anyway.
The suddenly giddy male hops off the couch and disappears to their work room before coming out with a scrapbook in hand. He makes his way Yunho's lap, leaning against his chest comfortably. "Look Yunniebabes, I take such good photos." he says, pointing at a picture of Yoochun and Junsu. "I put captions on these pictures, too."
Yunho chuckles. "Did you just misspell that?"
"Shut up." he scoffs, hitting Yunho's chest with the back of his head. "It sucks because I only have one copy of this photo and I just had to ruin it."
"It's okay, love. Perfect is boring."
He smiles and turns a page. "Yunnie! Such pinch worthy cheeks!"
"I look weird."
"Kind of. You don't look much like yourself."
"That caption though." the chubby man laughs. "Better not let Changmin see that."
"Meh. He doesn't want people taking pictures of him when he's eating, not that anyone does. Yoochun sucks at aiming. This would have been nicer if Minnie's hands aren't in the shot."
"You complain too much."
"I know. Now lookie!"
"Why am I not aware of this?"
"It's a candid photo, you dumbass." Jaejoong grins, staring at his gorgeous ball of fluff. "I don't have a caption for it though. I don't want to ruin it with spelling mistakes or anything."
Yunho smiles, planting a kiss atop the smaller man's head. Jaejoong turns the page while he wraps his arms tighter around his waist. "I lo-- hey! Thunder wha--"
Jaejoong squeaks, unconsciously dropping the scrapbook on the floor when Yunho launches a tickle attack.
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a/n: someone needs to teach me how to write a decent summary. anyone. anyway, i used
karaelayne's prompts (daycare, hairgel, lunch box) but idk if i did it any justice. also, cliche use of bonjour paris pics lol i know x3 written in an hour (and a half or something like that) so forgive me for mistakes. i really have to edit more chubby ho pics ;; my photoshop skills are so rusty ide