chubby honey bunny: trouble in paradise
chb: trouble in paradise
yunho/jaejoong
drama / pg13 / oneshot
When Jaejoong's jealousy almost gets out of hand.
→ fatso | boyfriend over job
"Jae, don’t be like this.”
“Don’t you Jae me, you cheater!”
Yunho frowns. Jaejoong’s accusations are getting worse by the second. First he was a jerk and then a liar. And now he’s a cheater? Surely, Jaejoong doesn’t mean that because the man knows he is not and will never cheat on him. It hasn’t even crossed his mind.
“I’m going to bed. I can’t deal with this right now.”
Jaejoong scoffs. “Why not? Because you’re busted?”
“Kim Jaejoong shut up right this instant.”
“Did you just tell me to shut the fuck up?”
Yunho’s frown deepens. If Jaejoong continues his drama, he’s going to snap. “No, I told you to shut up, not shut the eff up. What’s got your panties in a bunch again anyway?”
“I’m pretty sure you know why.”
“How am I supposed to know that Nana is my ex?”
“I believe the question is, how could you not know?”
Clenching his fists tightly, he replies through gritted teeth. “Ugh, just how many times do I have to explain I know her as Im Jinah, not Nana the supermodel.”
“I bet that’s why she hired you.”
“You were there. You saw how she almost fell out of her chair when she saw me. She had no idea. I think I don’t have to tell you to not be jealous. She doesn’t want me anymore, angel. Not a fat me, at least. She’s history.”
“Not a fat you, at least? What's that supposed to mean? Have you seen the way she looks at you?”
Really, Yunho is just trying his hardest not to roll his eyes at his boyfriend. “Yeah, definitely not how you look at me.” he sighs, trying to calm himself down because snapping at Jaejoong would just get himself in trouble. “You’re making a big deal out of this, baby. Did you see her flirting with me? Giving me googly eyes?”
“No...”
“Then--”
“But she was calling you oppa and she doesn’t even call the other body guards that!”
“Stop being so unreasonable. She’s always called me that. I know we had a past but that doesn’t matter anymore so please don’t let it bother you because it does not bother me at all. Give her a chance, hmm? She’s a nice girl. Can’t you see how she’s so fond of you? We’re lucky she didn’t kick you out seeing as how you kept on following us like a cute little lost puppy.”
“She’s nice because she wants you back. And I am not a puppy!”
“Hmm let’s say she wants me back, you actually think I’d take her back? I’m telling you right now Jaejoong, you’d be stupid to think so.”
“Did you just indirectly call me stupid?”
“Well it depends. Do you or do you not think I’d take her back?”
“I don’t know, you tell me.”
“No Jae, you tell me. I’m going to take a nap while you think about it and your attitude. I’ll be in the guest room.”
Having been together for three years, Jaejoong already knows Yunho inside out. And he knows better than to follow him. He doesn’t mean to piss him off. It’s just that he can’t help but be really jealous and his mouth seems to have a mind of its own.
Okay so maybe Nana is a nice girl but that doesn’t mean he has to like her. He never wanted to meet any of Yunho’s exes, much less befriend them. He knows he shouldn’t have let his jealousy blind him but what could he do, he’s a jealous and a very possessive person in nature and Nana's sudden appearance just made it worse.
Yunho knows how Jaejoong is when he gets jealous but this has got to be the worst case of what he dubbed as Jaelousy. His usually adorable lover gets snappy, unreasonable and petty when under the influence of the green eyed monster. And sadly, at times like this, he could only sigh, grit his teeth and tell himself to not lose it. Jaejoong really can be a handful sometimes.
Flinching at something cold that hit his arm, he turns his head to the side only to see an apron-wearing Jaejoong looking at him apologetically. He groans as he sits up, waiting for the other to speak up. Instead, he gets a plate of butterscotch. "Peace offering. I know you're not supposed to eat too much sweets," Jaejoong says. "But today is an exception. I'm sorry for making you angry, Yunho yah. I should've been mature about this. Please forgive me?"
Yunho sighs. Jaejoong doesn't even have to ask as he's long ago forgiven. Yunho just needed time to cool down. "This is unfair. You know butterscotch is my weakness."
"Maybe that is why I made you some." He puts the plate on the bedside table, not missing the frown on Jaejoong's face. He probably thinks Yunho rejected his peace offering. "Yun, I re--"
"Come here you." Jaejoong's frown is replaced by a grin when Yunho opens his arms. Almost immediately, he runs to him with a tiny squeal. "Apology accepted, baby. But next time, please Jae, I am begging you...please lessen the jealousy. It's very unnecessary."
Jaejoong nods albeit reluctantly. He wraps his arms around Yunho's neck and rests his cheek on his. "I'm going to try hard."
"At least with Jinah. I need the job, sweetie pie. When I say you don't have to worry about her snatching me away from you, I mean it. The woman is dating someone."
"Eh?" Jaejoong looks up at him, surprised. "Well why didn't you say so?!" he snorts as he slaps Yunho's arm. "Geeze, all that argument and baking for nothing? Ugh." He pulls away from the hug, takes the plate of sweets and walks off the room leaving a stunned Yunho.
"Hey that's my food!"
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sense, i bet it made none ;;;
yunho/jaejoong
drama / pg13 / oneshot
When Jaejoong's jealousy almost gets out of hand.
→ fatso | boyfriend over job
"Jae, don’t be like this.”
“Don’t you Jae me, you cheater!”
Yunho frowns. Jaejoong’s accusations are getting worse by the second. First he was a jerk and then a liar. And now he’s a cheater? Surely, Jaejoong doesn’t mean that because the man knows he is not and will never cheat on him. It hasn’t even crossed his mind.
“I’m going to bed. I can’t deal with this right now.”
Jaejoong scoffs. “Why not? Because you’re busted?”
“Kim Jaejoong shut up right this instant.”
“Did you just tell me to shut the fuck up?”
Yunho’s frown deepens. If Jaejoong continues his drama, he’s going to snap. “No, I told you to shut up, not shut the eff up. What’s got your panties in a bunch again anyway?”
“I’m pretty sure you know why.”
“How am I supposed to know that Nana is my ex?”
“I believe the question is, how could you not know?”
Clenching his fists tightly, he replies through gritted teeth. “Ugh, just how many times do I have to explain I know her as Im Jinah, not Nana the supermodel.”
“I bet that’s why she hired you.”
“You were there. You saw how she almost fell out of her chair when she saw me. She had no idea. I think I don’t have to tell you to not be jealous. She doesn’t want me anymore, angel. Not a fat me, at least. She’s history.”
“Not a fat you, at least? What's that supposed to mean? Have you seen the way she looks at you?”
Really, Yunho is just trying his hardest not to roll his eyes at his boyfriend. “Yeah, definitely not how you look at me.” he sighs, trying to calm himself down because snapping at Jaejoong would just get himself in trouble. “You’re making a big deal out of this, baby. Did you see her flirting with me? Giving me googly eyes?”
“No...”
“Then--”
“But she was calling you oppa and she doesn’t even call the other body guards that!”
“Stop being so unreasonable. She’s always called me that. I know we had a past but that doesn’t matter anymore so please don’t let it bother you because it does not bother me at all. Give her a chance, hmm? She’s a nice girl. Can’t you see how she’s so fond of you? We’re lucky she didn’t kick you out seeing as how you kept on following us like a cute little lost puppy.”
“She’s nice because she wants you back. And I am not a puppy!”
“Hmm let’s say she wants me back, you actually think I’d take her back? I’m telling you right now Jaejoong, you’d be stupid to think so.”
“Did you just indirectly call me stupid?”
“Well it depends. Do you or do you not think I’d take her back?”
“I don’t know, you tell me.”
“No Jae, you tell me. I’m going to take a nap while you think about it and your attitude. I’ll be in the guest room.”
Having been together for three years, Jaejoong already knows Yunho inside out. And he knows better than to follow him. He doesn’t mean to piss him off. It’s just that he can’t help but be really jealous and his mouth seems to have a mind of its own.
Okay so maybe Nana is a nice girl but that doesn’t mean he has to like her. He never wanted to meet any of Yunho’s exes, much less befriend them. He knows he shouldn’t have let his jealousy blind him but what could he do, he’s a jealous and a very possessive person in nature and Nana's sudden appearance just made it worse.
Yunho knows how Jaejoong is when he gets jealous but this has got to be the worst case of what he dubbed as Jaelousy. His usually adorable lover gets snappy, unreasonable and petty when under the influence of the green eyed monster. And sadly, at times like this, he could only sigh, grit his teeth and tell himself to not lose it. Jaejoong really can be a handful sometimes.
Flinching at something cold that hit his arm, he turns his head to the side only to see an apron-wearing Jaejoong looking at him apologetically. He groans as he sits up, waiting for the other to speak up. Instead, he gets a plate of butterscotch. "Peace offering. I know you're not supposed to eat too much sweets," Jaejoong says. "But today is an exception. I'm sorry for making you angry, Yunho yah. I should've been mature about this. Please forgive me?"
Yunho sighs. Jaejoong doesn't even have to ask as he's long ago forgiven. Yunho just needed time to cool down. "This is unfair. You know butterscotch is my weakness."
"Maybe that is why I made you some." He puts the plate on the bedside table, not missing the frown on Jaejoong's face. He probably thinks Yunho rejected his peace offering. "Yun, I re--"
"Come here you." Jaejoong's frown is replaced by a grin when Yunho opens his arms. Almost immediately, he runs to him with a tiny squeal. "Apology accepted, baby. But next time, please Jae, I am begging you...please lessen the jealousy. It's very unnecessary."
Jaejoong nods albeit reluctantly. He wraps his arms around Yunho's neck and rests his cheek on his. "I'm going to try hard."
"At least with Jinah. I need the job, sweetie pie. When I say you don't have to worry about her snatching me away from you, I mean it. The woman is dating someone."
"Eh?" Jaejoong looks up at him, surprised. "Well why didn't you say so?!" he snorts as he slaps Yunho's arm. "Geeze, all that argument and baking for nothing? Ugh." He pulls away from the hug, takes the plate of sweets and walks off the room leaving a stunned Yunho.
"Hey that's my food!"
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sense, i bet it made none ;;;