chubby honey bunny: mother's day
chb: mother's day
yunho/jaejoong
general, fluff / pg13 / oneshot
It's a Yunho kind of day.
→ fatso | boyfriend over job | trouble in paradise | joongievator | hi, hello | lonely momo | mama | we could be in love | weekend parents | get some and then get dumped | okinawa baby (part i) | all grown up | okinawa baby (part ii) | weapon of bangs destruction | green-eyed monster
Usually, when someone jumps up and down their bed, it's Minseok waking them up. But Minseok is not with them and Minseok most certainly does not sound like Jaejoong.
"Wakey wakey sleepyhead!" Yunho groans, flailing his arms trying to stop the jumping adult. "Yunhooo wake up! It's your day today!" Jaejoong continues jumping, sprinkling Yunho with confetti (bits and pieces of receipts and bills he impatiently tore). Feeling a burning sensation in his legs, he carelessly drops down Yunho's belly earning a yelp from his groggy lover. He rests his head on Yunho's chest and pouts. "Baby love... wake up my care bear."
Jaejoong sits up and grins, cupping Yunho's cheeks as he squishes them. Yunho finally cracks an eye open and sighs. "Hnngh Jaejoong... what's so important that you can't let me sleep in on a weekend?" he slurs, fish lips and all.
Jaejoong giggles, not letting go of his boyfriend's cheeks. "First off Superman, we shall celebrate because you socked Nature Gay right in the mouth, kneed him in the balls twice, flipped him off like a motherfucker and made out with me in front of his pathetic face and loser friends. Aaand, you know what day it is today?"
"Sunday?"
"Ddaeng! It's mother's day today!"
"Are we going to go to my mom's house?"
"No, silly. It's your day today, mama!"
Yunho swats Jaejoong's hands away in incredulity. "Jae, I'm a man."
"And you're Minseok's mama."
"Point taken. But he's not here."
"Oh. I got that covered. We'll celebrate it again when he's here!"
He groans for the second time that morning. Trust Jaejoong to come up with the most crazy things.
Jaejoong is sulking a little because Yunho wouldn't let them start the celebration unless he finishes his morning jog, so he lets him. He snaps pictures of the jogging mama, blowing a raspberry at him when he asks him to stop because people are staring.
"Why don't you jog with me?"
He looks at Yunho in disgust. "Eww, no. The only time I like to sweat is when I'm under you."
Yunho throws his water bottle at him.
First, Jaejoong makes his morning jog a pictorial and now he's making him wear a ridiculous couple shirt one size smaller. But that's okay, Jaejoong says, because he's going to make sure it fits him. He's forced to hold onto the hem of the poor shirt while Jaejoong holds the other end. And then he pulls it hard, much to the horror of the sales lady. He could only look at her apologetically. Jaejoong pulls it over and over until he deems it stretched enough. "You think you're the only one good at stretching?" Jaejoong tells him, winking suggestively.
They pay for the shirts and Jaejoong borrows a pair of scissors from the cashier. Before he could ask what he needs it for, his eccentric lover already cuts off the sleeves. "So your armpits could breathe." he says, returning the scissors at the stunned cashier.
In all honesty, he'd rather be swallowed by a giant venus fly trap than be where he is right now.
Jaejoong pushes Yunho to the fitting room and makes him wear his masterpiece, making sure to give him a cardigan to wear over it. And then he wears his own, grinning proudly when Yunho comes out.
If Yunho thinks his day could not get even more embarrassing, then he's wrong. Just his luck, the mall is having a mother's day contest where the mothers are to pose with their husbands and whoever has the cutest photo wins a dinner date for two at a fancy restaurant.
"Jae, you can't be serious. I'm a man!"
Jaejoong shushes him, ignoring his protests as he drags him to the registration booth. "We're joining!" he says with a grin. The staff looks behind him.
"Uhm, where's your wife?"
"Here." he points at the horrified Yunho. "Well, we're not married yet but we have a baby and he's the mother."
The girl smiles uneasily. "He's a man."
"That's what I've been telling him." mumbles Yunho, but of course, Jaejoong just has to be persistent.
"I know he's a man. He's my boyfriend." Jaejoong replies with a frown. "And he's the mother of my kid."
"But sir, mothers are supposed to be... females."
"That is discrimination. There is no law that states mothers should be women. I could be the mother but the spot is already taken so I'm the father instead." Jaejoong slams his fists on the table. "Listen woman, if you don't want me to sue you for gender discrimination, you are a going to give me a pen so I could write his name on that list."
Scared out of her wits, the staff gives him the pen with her shaky hands.
"God, Jaejoong, do you always have to make a scene?" Yunho complains, stuffing his mouth with fries. Jaejoong has given him permission to eat anything since it's his day.
Jaejoong, on the other hand, could only smile in extreme happiness. They did not win, but they got a copy of their photo. "This is going in our happy wall."
Although still embarrassed at being the center of attention during the contest, he couldn't help the smile from spreading on his face as he stares at his adorable Jaejoong.
The man is obviously and extremely in love with him.
Lucky for Jaejoong, he is, too.
Their date was cut short when Yunho's sister called to inform them about the dinner at their house. Jaejoong sulked. He wants to spend the whole day with his boyfriend but they couldn't not go to the dinner. That would be very disrespectful. And besides, he loves Yunho's parents like his own.
He's going to have to remind Yunho to buy his mom a happy meal because hey, it doesn't always have to be flowers.
"Jaejoong! What's taking you so long?!" Yunho screams outside their bedroom. They had to go back home to change clothes.
"I'll be out in a sec!" he shouts back, pinning his bangs back with a bobby pin. And grins as he checks himself out at the mirror.
He heads to the door and squeaks when he realizes he's forgotten something. He turns back around, grabs two photos and makes a dash to his happy wall, where pictures, letters, notes, and whatnots from each other are posted up.
He takes a blu-tack and sticks the photo from the contest on the wall. He admires it for a while before taking out another photo, the one he took during Yunho's morning jog and scribbles on it with a marker pen. "I love youuu..." he singsongs as he posts it on the wall.
☆☆☆☆☆
a/n: so, the photo... i tried my best Dx he should be a little fatter though. i just didn't want to distort his face. anyway, this was written in a rush because in a few minutes people in the house are going to be waking up and i don't want them to catch me still awake at five in the morning, heh
thanks to those who commented on the previous chapter. nature boy got socked in the mouth *O*
yunho/jaejoong
general, fluff / pg13 / oneshot
It's a Yunho kind of day.
→ fatso | boyfriend over job | trouble in paradise | joongievator | hi, hello | lonely momo | mama | we could be in love | weekend parents | get some and then get dumped | okinawa baby (part i) | all grown up | okinawa baby (part ii) | weapon of bangs destruction | green-eyed monster
Usually, when someone jumps up and down their bed, it's Minseok waking them up. But Minseok is not with them and Minseok most certainly does not sound like Jaejoong.
"Wakey wakey sleepyhead!" Yunho groans, flailing his arms trying to stop the jumping adult. "Yunhooo wake up! It's your day today!" Jaejoong continues jumping, sprinkling Yunho with confetti (bits and pieces of receipts and bills he impatiently tore). Feeling a burning sensation in his legs, he carelessly drops down Yunho's belly earning a yelp from his groggy lover. He rests his head on Yunho's chest and pouts. "Baby love... wake up my care bear."
Jaejoong sits up and grins, cupping Yunho's cheeks as he squishes them. Yunho finally cracks an eye open and sighs. "Hnngh Jaejoong... what's so important that you can't let me sleep in on a weekend?" he slurs, fish lips and all.
Jaejoong giggles, not letting go of his boyfriend's cheeks. "First off Superman, we shall celebrate because you socked Nature Gay right in the mouth, kneed him in the balls twice, flipped him off like a motherfucker and made out with me in front of his pathetic face and loser friends. Aaand, you know what day it is today?"
"Sunday?"
"Ddaeng! It's mother's day today!"
"Are we going to go to my mom's house?"
"No, silly. It's your day today, mama!"
Yunho swats Jaejoong's hands away in incredulity. "Jae, I'm a man."
"And you're Minseok's mama."
"Point taken. But he's not here."
"Oh. I got that covered. We'll celebrate it again when he's here!"
He groans for the second time that morning. Trust Jaejoong to come up with the most crazy things.
Jaejoong is sulking a little because Yunho wouldn't let them start the celebration unless he finishes his morning jog, so he lets him. He snaps pictures of the jogging mama, blowing a raspberry at him when he asks him to stop because people are staring.
"Why don't you jog with me?"
He looks at Yunho in disgust. "Eww, no. The only time I like to sweat is when I'm under you."
Yunho throws his water bottle at him.
First, Jaejoong makes his morning jog a pictorial and now he's making him wear a ridiculous couple shirt one size smaller. But that's okay, Jaejoong says, because he's going to make sure it fits him. He's forced to hold onto the hem of the poor shirt while Jaejoong holds the other end. And then he pulls it hard, much to the horror of the sales lady. He could only look at her apologetically. Jaejoong pulls it over and over until he deems it stretched enough. "You think you're the only one good at stretching?" Jaejoong tells him, winking suggestively.
They pay for the shirts and Jaejoong borrows a pair of scissors from the cashier. Before he could ask what he needs it for, his eccentric lover already cuts off the sleeves. "So your armpits could breathe." he says, returning the scissors at the stunned cashier.
In all honesty, he'd rather be swallowed by a giant venus fly trap than be where he is right now.
Jaejoong pushes Yunho to the fitting room and makes him wear his masterpiece, making sure to give him a cardigan to wear over it. And then he wears his own, grinning proudly when Yunho comes out.
If Yunho thinks his day could not get even more embarrassing, then he's wrong. Just his luck, the mall is having a mother's day contest where the mothers are to pose with their husbands and whoever has the cutest photo wins a dinner date for two at a fancy restaurant.
"Jae, you can't be serious. I'm a man!"
Jaejoong shushes him, ignoring his protests as he drags him to the registration booth. "We're joining!" he says with a grin. The staff looks behind him.
"Uhm, where's your wife?"
"Here." he points at the horrified Yunho. "Well, we're not married yet but we have a baby and he's the mother."
The girl smiles uneasily. "He's a man."
"That's what I've been telling him." mumbles Yunho, but of course, Jaejoong just has to be persistent.
"I know he's a man. He's my boyfriend." Jaejoong replies with a frown. "And he's the mother of my kid."
"But sir, mothers are supposed to be... females."
"That is discrimination. There is no law that states mothers should be women. I could be the mother but the spot is already taken so I'm the father instead." Jaejoong slams his fists on the table. "Listen woman, if you don't want me to sue you for gender discrimination, you are a going to give me a pen so I could write his name on that list."
Scared out of her wits, the staff gives him the pen with her shaky hands.
"God, Jaejoong, do you always have to make a scene?" Yunho complains, stuffing his mouth with fries. Jaejoong has given him permission to eat anything since it's his day.
Jaejoong, on the other hand, could only smile in extreme happiness. They did not win, but they got a copy of their photo. "This is going in our happy wall."
Although still embarrassed at being the center of attention during the contest, he couldn't help the smile from spreading on his face as he stares at his adorable Jaejoong.
The man is obviously and extremely in love with him.
Lucky for Jaejoong, he is, too.
Their date was cut short when Yunho's sister called to inform them about the dinner at their house. Jaejoong sulked. He wants to spend the whole day with his boyfriend but they couldn't not go to the dinner. That would be very disrespectful. And besides, he loves Yunho's parents like his own.
He's going to have to remind Yunho to buy his mom a happy meal because hey, it doesn't always have to be flowers.
"Jaejoong! What's taking you so long?!" Yunho screams outside their bedroom. They had to go back home to change clothes.
"I'll be out in a sec!" he shouts back, pinning his bangs back with a bobby pin. And grins as he checks himself out at the mirror.
He heads to the door and squeaks when he realizes he's forgotten something. He turns back around, grabs two photos and makes a dash to his happy wall, where pictures, letters, notes, and whatnots from each other are posted up.
He takes a blu-tack and sticks the photo from the contest on the wall. He admires it for a while before taking out another photo, the one he took during Yunho's morning jog and scribbles on it with a marker pen. "I love youuu..." he singsongs as he posts it on the wall.
☆☆☆☆☆
a/n: so, the photo... i tried my best Dx he should be a little fatter though. i just didn't want to distort his face. anyway, this was written in a rush because in a few minutes people in the house are going to be waking up and i don't want them to catch me still awake at five in the morning, heh
thanks to those who commented on the previous chapter. nature boy got socked in the mouth *O*