*resurrects an old decree with a few alterations* >.>

RESIDENTS OF TIRION

It is hearby decreed that any member of Team Evil who willingly assaults a citizen, be they Ainur, Elf or Mortal will be ground up into mulch by an angry mob and have their remains used as fertilizer in the park.
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It's time I made a proclamation, dammit.

Anybody have any suggestions?

ETA *writes out a document* *rings for a herald*

*has never been a kid before, has no idea how to be a kid, is not planning on learning how now* :S

*unfortunately shagging all day is no longer an option >:|*

*playing is definitely Out of the Question*

*decides to rule*

*ahem. yes. rule*

Suck on that you blond wanker. :D