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[king_finwe]

*has never been a kid before, has no idea how to be a kid, is not planning on learning how now* :S

*unfortunately shagging all day is no longer an option >:|*

*playing is definitely Out of the Question*

*decides to rule*

*ahem. yes. rule*

Suck on that you blond wanker. :D

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[highkingingwe]

*is in a fucking pissy mood*

YOU LITTE TURD. I AM YOUR SENIOR NO MATTER WHAT HEIGHT YOU ARE. I AM OLDER AND BETTER-LOOKING THAN YOU AND I AM FUCKING SICK OF BEING SCREWED OVER BY YOUR OFFSPRING, WITH THE EXCEPTION OF ONE OF YOUR GREAT-GRANDSONS WHO IS THE ONLY REDEEMING FEATURE ABOUT THE NOLDOR.

I AM YOUR HIGH KING TOO AND DON'T FORGET THAT.

OH, AND I SUPPOSE MY SON-IN-LAW'S OKAY TOO.

((*sedates her puppet* :p He needed to vent.))

[king_finwe]

Take your penile disfunctional summer home and go back to Taniquetil. This is MY city and don't you forget it. Oh, and SHUT UP. Have a nice day. :D

[highkingingwe]

...

*just. laughs*

Was that a display of authority?

[king_finwe]

It ranked higher than your less than snappy comeback, certainly.

[lord_feanor]

*laughs*

Ignore the blonde wanker, Ada. He's just in a snit because he isn't the father of Caranthire's boy after all. >:D

[king_finwe]

HALLELUJAH, some good news at last.

[lord_feanor]

I know!!!! >:D

Just don't go saying that to my Princess or her boy since they're kind of upset about it for some reason.

But yeah. The lad's half maia apparently.

[king_finwe]

And the Maia in question would be....?

[tar_calion]

*sends a box of cigars as a goodwill gesture*

[king_finwe]

*appreciates people who know how to suck up it* :D

[tar_calion]

*One can never have too many allies*

*Prefers the term "networking" but yeah, if the shoe fits.*

[jewel_daughter]

Well, I would, but A) you're a kid and B) as you're a kid your dick's just too small.

[king_finwe]

Hrumph. Dammit.

[jewel_daughter]

*shrugs*

Not my problem I'm afraid.

Maybe I can get you some growth hormones.

[king_finwe]

Hormones? No thank you. I'd probably grow tits.