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[king_finwe]

*has never been a kid before, has no idea how to be a kid, is not planning on learning how now* :S

*unfortunately shagging all day is no longer an option >:|*

*playing is definitely Out of the Question*

*decides to rule*

*ahem. yes. rule*

Suck on that you blond wanker. :D

Comments

[jewel_daughter]

Well, I would, but A) you're a kid and B) as you're a kid your dick's just too small.

[king_finwe]

Hrumph. Dammit.

[jewel_daughter]

*shrugs*

Not my problem I'm afraid.

Maybe I can get you some growth hormones.

[king_finwe]

Hormones? No thank you. I'd probably grow tits.

[jewel_daughter]

Well. Then at least you could grope yourself instead of hassling me in that body.

[king_finwe]

*hands you a credit card* Oh go out, would you? >.

[jewel_daughter]

*snatches it*

Well, if you insist.

*saunters off, high-heels clicking on the marble floors*