(no subject)
*resurrects an old decree with a few alterations* >.>
RESIDENTS OF TIRION
It is hearby decreed that any member of Team Evil who willingly assaults a citizen, be they Ainur, Elf or Mortal will be ground up into mulch by an angry mob and have their remains used as fertilizer in the park.
All zombie monkeys please register at City Hall for monitoring purposes or be banned from the city limits.
Today is declared to be a public holiday, let there be circuses.
Bread is available for those who want it.
Thus speaks Finwë, High King of the Noldor.
RESIDENTS OF TIRION
It is hearby decreed that any member of Team Evil who willingly assaults a citizen, be they Ainur, Elf or Mortal will be ground up into mulch by an angry mob and have their remains used as fertilizer in the park.
All zombie monkeys please register at City Hall for monitoring purposes or be banned from the city limits.
Today is declared to be a public holiday, let there be circuses.
Bread is available for those who want it.
Thus speaks Finwë, High King of the Noldor.