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A few jokes I've been meaning to put up.
Alright, so it was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new law was that, in order to get into Heaven, you had to have a really bad day when you died. The Angel at the gate said to the man, "Before I let you in, I need you to tell me how your day was going when you died ( Read more... ) -
Hey look! Two updates! One a day!
Yes, thats right Azhirai, thats -TWO- back to back updates! What have you got to say about that ( Read more... ) -
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"There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11 ( Read more... ) -
*snickers* Who knows, I might actually learn to enjoy the subject.
Impure Mathematics ( Read more... ) -
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sigh* says:
Well, what if I've got no problems?
Az says:
Or start yelling..
Az says:
I will invent problems.
*sigh* says:
Oh?
Az says:
Yes, if you are problem-free I will invent problems.
*sigh* says:
...another thing proving you're female.
Az says:
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*snicker*
A quote from an article on gender-based game design...
"I play a lot of RPGs on console. I'm a manly man, and it is my manly job to save the world in a manly way by beating the tar out of a thousand identical random encounters while managing a thousand manly combat variables in a swamp of subscreens. Clearly this is a man's game..." -
The Perfect Mate
The perfect mate. What is the perfect mate? Is it someone who captures our minds and our hearts? Is it someone who, not always, but often brings us breakfast in bed? Is it someone who is a clone of oneself, yet of the opposite sex ( Read more... ) -
Excited...
After long consideration (and a lot of teasing from Azhirai) I finally came to a decision about something. It has a lot to do with a couple of friends I used to have. They were pretty cool. With moving and all I sort of moved on to new things but there was this great feeling that never left. Sooner or later, I have to come out with it. This is ( Read more... ) -
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Hrm. Well, originally I had planned on posting this really in-your-face article about the differences between a man and a boy... however I seemed to misplace that magazine during (and still on going) room overhaul, therefore I'll just post this til I actually find said article ( Read more... )