A few jokes I've been meaning to put up.

[kiithdyne]

Alright, so it was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new law was that, in order to get into Heaven, you had to have a really bad day when you died. The Angel at the gate said to the man, "Before I let you in, I need you to tell me how your day was going when you died

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[aztrinity]

You know this doesn't count as a real post, right? :P