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Funny, I never got the memo.
The most disturbing and funny thing I read today on a news thread:
According to a particular troll, the KKK is extinct, and Buddhists slaughter thousands of Christians a year for owning a bible.
Why do people have to post such idiotic comments on mesasge boards? I wish there was a "punch this person in the face" button for when I come across comments ( Read more... ) -
Thought for the day
Have you ever read Hemingway? If not, I will now perform my civic duty in explaining to you how his novels shake out so you don't have to go through the trouble of reading them ( Read more... ) -
Dear MLB:
Please implement a program that allows MLB players to obtain their supplements through a source that there can be no question as to the ingredients contained within those supplements. I am tired of reading about these suspensions, and every person suspended claiming it was ingredients not listed on the label. It just seems to me, in my un-educated ( Read more... ) -
Well OK then!
Man (mentally disabled) to his mother while they are waiting for me to repair his frame: "I'll either be outside or at the porno shop!"
Also, after learning that one of his three pairs was not able to be fixed: "So then I can smash it? With a HAMMER?" After the mother says no: "Good, because I don't HAVE one!"
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What not to say when picking up your new prescription eyewear.
Hi. I would have been here last week but my dad died.
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Hi. Sorry it took me so long to get here but I needed a ride because my license was taken away for drunk driving.
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So these are for reading only? Hey, how come I can't see past this paper with them?