Well OK then!

[kidoublesing]

Man (mentally disabled) to his mother while they are waiting for me to repair his frame: "I'll either be outside or at the porno shop!"

Also, after learning that one of his three pairs was not able to be fixed: "So then I can smash it? With a HAMMER?" After the mother says no: "Good, because I don't HAVE one!"

Ah, another interesting day.