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[kid_skin]

I'm going to go to Mexico and stalk the mighty Chupacabras with, like, a flaming crossbow. If anyone wants to go on a road trip, you should totally come. Especially if you have a car. Uh, or a crossbow. Or general combat experience. Does anyone know what happened to that place in the village that used to do uh, like...famous paintings on cookies

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[boredly]

I have a crossbow.

Seriously. Someone that I know bought one at an auction and gave it to me.

[kid_skin]

You were totally on until you stole my wife, Adulterer. I'm going to go all Scarlet Letter on your ass.

[boredly]

Look, can't we work this out somehow? I don't even want to go to Kansas. I owe a bookie from Kansas some money; you think I'm keen on going back there any time soon? No! Come on.

[kid_skin]

Bookie are scary shit, dude.

Yeah okay, I guess you can come to Mexico with us to hunt the mighty Chupacabra. But you should bring a girl for yourself.

[tookeen]

I have a rifle!

[boredly]

Together, we have a veritable arsenal at our disposal.

[tookeen]

We could take over a small country!

[boredly]

All right, let's do it. I'm getting bored with this city life.

[one_fry_short]

[kid_skin]

Uh, duh?

[one_fry_short]

[hatesbears]

Do that and I'll rip out your fucking introverted testicles AND FEED THEM to the fucking Chupacabras.

[whenyoucallme]

Por amor de Dios, the Chupacabra? You're serious?

You know, a while back Zapata, Texas was holding a Chupacabra festival. Don't know if they're still doing it.

[kid_skin]

Dude, I'm a goat, it is my mortal enemy and like divine birthright to slay one. For real.

Oh man, thanks for the tip.

[whenyoucallme]

...you know, I see your point. Chupacabra slaying is kind of your duty.

You wind up in Mexico and you need some translation help, give me a call. I speak Spanish. Also? I'd totally go with you if I didn't have to work.

[kid_skin]

Thank you for seeing my awesome cause, homeslice.

Kickass! I speak a little because there was totally this Peruvian junkie in my hotel, but uh mostly it's bad stuff. I'll totally Comp you if we get stuck. Uh, what's the Spanish word for 'slay'?

[hatesbears]

Fingers fucking crossed you'll come back in two weeks as a bloodless corps with puncture wounds in your fucking neck.

[kid_skin]

I'll do my best to make your wishes for my Vampirism to come true, Rose Bloom.

[hatesbears]

STOP WITH THE FUCKING NAME.

And it was first grade I called you Jonass, year before was Cootie kid. Second grade was Retard. Third grade was Tool. Fourth grade was Retarded tool. Fifth grade was Cocksucker. Sixth grade was Jack Off Jonass. Seventh grade was Cuntsucking bitch. Eighth grade was Fuckass. Ninth grade was Ass Sucking Fuckface. Tenth grade was Cumbucket. Eleventh grade was Castrated Fuckwank. Twelfth grade was Dogfucker Fairy Boy.

[kid_skin]

Why? It flows even better than Pop Rocks, Rose Bloom.

Sixth grade was awesome.