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[kid_skin]

I'm going to go to Mexico and stalk the mighty Chupacabras with, like, a flaming crossbow. If anyone wants to go on a road trip, you should totally come. Especially if you have a car. Uh, or a crossbow. Or general combat experience. Does anyone know what happened to that place in the village that used to do uh, like...famous paintings on cookies

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[one_fry_short]

Oh. You should be more clear when you want someone to notice something. That is not my name. Though, if you would like to keep calling me it, I won't hesitate to call you JONASS KID in replies henceforth.

In regards to the gift, it was meant as a joke. But if Max doesn't like it, you can sell it and make money off of it. I have no use for it.

[hatesbears]

Do that and I'll rip out your fucking introverted testicles AND FEED THEM to the fucking Chupacabras.

[one_fry_short]

Oh, I'm trembling.

[hatesbears]

Your mommy isn't. Because she's DEAD.

[one_fry_short]

She wouldn't be, even if she was alive. Especially not at lousy statements like that.

Private to Harrison

[off_the_hookah]

Good show, lad. Don't let her insults bother you.

Private to Neil

[one_fry_short]

Thank you. It didn't bother me.

Mum would have slapped her cross the face if she was alive. She doesn't didn't take kindly to foul-mouthed young ladies.

[hatesbears]

Keep growing balls, shithead, it means I can up from half assed statements calling your mother a cum ridden donkey's whore, to running over your domesticated animals. Gabe counts, right?

[one_fry_short]

Yes yes. Whatever.

Your creativity seems to have flown, Rose. Sorry.

[kid_skin]

Uh, you should stop insulting her before she kills Skeletor.

[one_fry_short]

I do not know anyone by that name.

And I didn't insult her. I'm just not insulted by her anymore.

[kid_skin]

Uh, I'm a goat, not a donkey, dude. Besides, Rose Bloom was practically calling me that in kindergarten. I think you need some practice.

[one_fry_short]

And I'm not emo.

Unlike you two, I don't thrill in insulting others.

[kid_skin]

I totally could have been calling you a homo, you know. Way to assume.

I wasn't insulting you, I was defending Max's honor from lesbian pirates, and you were like 'oh ha ha you're an ASS, I'm super funny'.

[one_fry_short]

Oh. Well, in that case, "Harrimo" would work better. "Tweemo" turns into "emo" at the end, which means that one might logically misconstrue it as meaning such.

I was not. I was just pointing out that you addressed me by a stupid fake nickname rather than my real name, so I could have looked over it if I had not noticed the subject of your request. It is a pirate statue. Her sexual preference doesn't enter into it. Max likes pirates, so I thought she might like it. But sell it. I'm sure it will make money. It's worth five hundred dollars.

[kid_skin]

I totally actually was calling you emo, though. Anyway I gave the nickname, so it can't be fake, it's totally authentic.

Uh, you spent five hundred bucks on Max? Shit, are you trying to be her sugar daddy?