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[kid_skin]

I'm going to go to Mexico and stalk the mighty Chupacabras with, like, a flaming crossbow. If anyone wants to go on a road trip, you should totally come. Especially if you have a car. Uh, or a crossbow. Or general combat experience. Does anyone know what happened to that place in the village that used to do uh, like...famous paintings on cookies

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[tookeen]

I have a rifle!

[boredly]

Together, we have a veritable arsenal at our disposal.

[tookeen]

We could take over a small country!

[boredly]

All right, let's do it. I'm getting bored with this city life.

[tookeen]

TO KANSAS!

[boredly]

Kansas is a small country?

[tookeen]

Duh. That's where Dorothy's from.

[kid_skin]

FAIL. You're supposed to go to Mexico with me, not to Kansas with some dude.

Man, whatever, you are way too into dudes named Richard.

I'm buying a divorce.

[tookeen]

Mexico's on the way to Kansas!

(doodled sad face with tears.) WE CAN WORK IT OUT, JOJO.

[kid_skin]

Uh, dude they have another Kansas in South America?

M-Rei. M-Rei, I have to fight Mr. Han with an emo light saber and probably I will die, so I don't know. Do you want to be a widow?

[boredly]

Right. That's weird, though...I always thought that Kansas was a part of the United States. You know, joined the Union in 1861? Part of America's heartland? I guess I was wrong!

[tookeen]

You're weird.

[boredly]

Well, so are you.

You should tell your buddy that I'm not at all trying to spirit you away to Kansas.

[tookeen]

He's my husband.

[boredly]

A husband is not a buddy? Do you need marriage counseling?

[kid_skin]

Your face needs marriage counseling.