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[kid_skin]

I'm going to go to Mexico and stalk the mighty Chupacabras with, like, a flaming crossbow. If anyone wants to go on a road trip, you should totally come. Especially if you have a car. Uh, or a crossbow. Or general combat experience. Does anyone know what happened to that place in the village that used to do uh, like...famous paintings on cookies

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[whenyoucallme]

Por amor de Dios, the Chupacabra? You're serious?

You know, a while back Zapata, Texas was holding a Chupacabra festival. Don't know if they're still doing it.

[kid_skin]

Dude, I'm a goat, it is my mortal enemy and like divine birthright to slay one. For real.

Oh man, thanks for the tip.

[whenyoucallme]

...you know, I see your point. Chupacabra slaying is kind of your duty.

You wind up in Mexico and you need some translation help, give me a call. I speak Spanish. Also? I'd totally go with you if I didn't have to work.

[kid_skin]

Thank you for seeing my awesome cause, homeslice.

Kickass! I speak a little because there was totally this Peruvian junkie in my hotel, but uh mostly it's bad stuff. I'll totally Comp you if we get stuck. Uh, what's the Spanish word for 'slay'?

[whenyoucallme]

You want the verb? It's matar.

My family's down in the Valley. You get stuck, I can pass it off as going down to visit them and then I can pull a rescue, like in that horrible vampire movie with Jon Bon Jovi.