Comments | kid_skin: The Middle Goat's second coming.

kid_skin

The Middle Goat's second coming.

Jan 03, 2008 15:44

Comrades of fiction, prime your empty Smirnoff and Jose Cuervo bottles, because Jonny's Salvage Service will be back in town tomorrow. I haven't seen the ocean for five months, so that's a lot of back-logged nautical mail to deliver.

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neigh_sayer January 3 2008, 21:24:43 UTC

I'm trying to get rid of actual Smirnoff. At least, I think it's Smirnoff. It's in a Tupperware container now, though.

tookeen January 3 2008, 21:30:46 UTC

HEY HEY WAIT A SHEEPHERDING MINUTE.

Max. neigh_sayer January 3 2008, 21:49:53 UTC

There's plenty for you, luv. But don't tell Rick. And sharing is caring, so I wouldn't feel right if I didn't offer it to all.

Luna. tookeen January 3 2008, 21:59:20 UTC

A+++++ FOR YOU.

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wickedlywest January 3 2008, 21:39:14 UTC

Ah. Compendiums are now evidently given to hobos.

How wonderful.

kid_skin January 3 2008, 21:44:45 UTC

Uh your mom is a hobo?

wickedlywest January 3 2008, 21:53:02 UTC

This is a fallacy of the highest order.

Stay out of my garbage, you degenerate.

kid_skin January 3 2008, 21:58:50 UTC

So is your face.

Why, you're just giving it away.

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bonesandbottles January 3 2008, 21:43:13 UTC

Yeah right. Like I'd give these babies up for free.

strictest January 3 2008, 21:46:46 UTC

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bonesandbottles January 3 2008, 21:52:44 UTC

Even if you took that out of context and assumed I sell babies on the black market (and apparently have them around the house?) you wouldn't be surprised, would you?

strictest January 3 2008, 21:56:59 UTC

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getoffmybridge January 3 2008, 22:57:26 UTC

Aw fuck.

I hoped you died.

kid_skin January 4 2008, 02:38:06 UTC

Hey, hey Bob? Eat me.

Oh wait, you totally fail at that.

historicmind January 4 2008, 07:35:06 UTC

Not to ruin the romanticism of sending messages in a bottle via ocean, but that's just polluting the water. Though there are worse things you could be throwing in the ocean, but still. Not to mention you could get a fine if they caught you doing that.

kid_skin January 4 2008, 16:31:22 UTC

Run run as fast as they can, they can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man.