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A) Guess what assholes? I'm getting those shoes that Tom Cruise has. The ones that make him look taller than a midget. Yeah get over it.
2) Don't ever call me again. Unless you have the little mermaid's head on platter. Don't. Fucking. Call.
*) I wish I could push all of you in front of a truck.

Can someone please assure me that I did not do something embarrassing this weekend? I think I blacked out Saturday night.

How Rivera ever kept his sanity with all those fucking assistants I'll never know. Fresco is such a pain in the ass, too. And you can't sell a fucking wall. You have to be commissioned. Commissioned, that is, until you include a small depiction of some Communist in the background and all hell breaks loose. What a fucking champ. A fat champ. But, a ( Read more... )

I need a god damned vacation. Or a brick of gold. Which ever comes first.

[Private to Marie]

With the intention of possibly causing harm to him, what do you know about Sebastian? What's his tale?

Since everyone is doing it, here's the greatest pet in the whole world. Her name is Texas and she doesn't destroy things except lives. And I love her.

Byrons, I have something I'd like you to look at when you get the chance.

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I think my snake tried to eat my foot. It's not like I don't feed and take care of it. It's not like I taste better than a fucking little mouse.

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Sophie, would you be so kind to accompany me to the pirate party? I got you a fake parrot and everything.

Tokyo was....crowded.

They are really asking for a zombie attack.

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