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[bonesandbottles]

I think my snake tried to eat my foot. It's not like I don't feed and take care of it. It's not like I taste better than a fucking little mouse.

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Sophie, would you be so kind to accompany me to the pirate party? I got you a fake parrot and everything.

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[strictest]

[bonesandbottles]

You know exactly what party I'm talking about. Oh and the parrot? His name is Jim.

[strictest]

[bonesandbottles]

Come on. I'll count numbers with you. I might even let you bring your calculator.

[ticktocktavi]

Hard to take the jungle out of the snake, I'd wager.

Cheers, Avery.

[bonesandbottles]

I let the thing run wild. You've seen my place. It's practically a jungle.

How the fuck are you, by the way.

[ticktocktavi]

I could take care of it, for you.

The snake, I mean. Not your pad, holy deities. That's a job for someone with the powers and patience of Siddartha at their command.

Holding down a damn tight ship, if I do say so myself. And I do.

[bonesandbottles]

Please don't. I love that snake like it was a dog.

I might have pissed off one of the waiters on said ship.

[hatesbears]

avery if it is hungry i will feed your snake oh ho ho

[bonesandbottles]

Reeeaaalllly?

[hatesbears]

i hope you have more length on you than your reeeeaaalllys avery

also how do you feel about making someone cry yes

[bonesandbottles]

At least ten or twenty times longer.

Uh, I feel VERY good about that.

[bonesandbottles]

How could you keep this from me.

[kid_skin]

Dude, bring your snake to my party! Well, my wife's party. Whatever. Just bring your snake, we'll see if it can eat a whole person like that dude on Snakes On a Plane.

[bonesandbottles]

At the risk of looking like Britney Spears walking into a bar with a large, albino python, I think I might have to decline.