The Middle Goat's second coming.

[kid_skin]

Comrades of fiction, prime your empty Smirnoff and Jose Cuervo bottles, because Jonny's Salvage Service will be back in town tomorrow. I haven't seen the ocean for five months, so that's a lot of back-logged nautical mail to deliver.

Collection time starts: Saturday @ 7:42AM
anticipate and participateGlass, plastic, we take it all. Caps mandatory

Comments

[wickedlywest]

Ah. Compendiums are now evidently given to hobos.

How wonderful.

[kid_skin]

Uh your mom is a hobo?

[wickedlywest]

This is a fallacy of the highest order.

Stay out of my garbage, you degenerate.

[kid_skin]

So is your face.

Why, you're just giving it away.

[wickedlywest]

부정기선. 나는 살아 있는 너를 껍질을 벗겨야 한다.

[kid_skin]

I love you, too, Han Solo.

[hip_hopper]

There is nothing wrong with hobos!

[wickedlywest]

I'm uncertain where to even begin pointing out how wrong you are.

Hobos are unproductive, lazy, and a blight on society. They should be exterminated simply as a matter of aesthetics, if not a dozen other legitimate reasons.

[hip_hopper]

They're just unlucky. Are you going to punish all these people for being unlucky?

Also, showers are overrated.

[kid_skin]

Being too clean lets the demons in.

[hip_hopper]

Yeah, and clean hair is actually more susceptible to lice.

[kid_skin]

Dude worms live in our hair follicles, people freak out way too much.

[hip_hopper]

Dude. Worms? I totally did not know that. That is way awesome.

[kid_skin]

I know, right? I saw it on the Discovery Channel. They're totally microscopic parasite things and they like feast on oil and dead skin. It's like having Tremors in your head.

[hip_hopper]

Oh man, I remember something like that in high school biology. They're all over your skin, too, right?

[kid_skin]

Yeah dude, it's rad, they're everywhere. We are not alone.