The Middle Goat's second coming.

[kid_skin]

Comrades of fiction, prime your empty Smirnoff and Jose Cuervo bottles, because Jonny's Salvage Service will be back in town tomorrow. I haven't seen the ocean for five months, so that's a lot of back-logged nautical mail to deliver.

Collection time starts: Saturday @ 7:42AM
anticipate and participateGlass, plastic, we take it all. Caps mandatory

Comments

[strictest]

You realize how impossibly creepy that makes you sound, right?

[bonesandbottles]

Even if you took that out of context and assumed I sell babies on the black market (and apparently have them around the house?) you wouldn't be surprised, would you?

[strictest]

Knowing you? Not particularly.