The Hack: "Did you get my text earlier?"

Me: "No...what text?"

The Hack: "It said, 'Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without M&S'." [cue pause for the punchline] "It would be Christma." [expectant face]

Me: "Uh...don't you mean Christa?"

The Hack: "...oh."

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So how long’s it been? A few months, right? Maybe longer. I’ve been off in a corporate fugue, working working working, but other stuff has happened as well, so let’s go through some of that.

( Working Nine to Five )

Sorry. You know I can never resist a good pun!

Anyhoo, I've PM'd the author of the story which has such remarkable similarities to mine.

( PM )

My cat died.

I'm gutted. I had her for 15 years. She used to run out onto the driveway when she heard my car coming home, and wake me up at 2am because she was lonely, then sit on my bed and purr. She was a fantastic cat, and it just breaks my heart.

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So the Hack has just been made redundant.

Rats. Rats. Gigantic, hairy, plague-bearing rats.

I have two codes for Dreamwidth. If you want one, comment - comments are screened.

Just saw Star Trek.

Bloody hell, that was fun.

My Harry Potter WIP has been nominated for the Dramione Awards! How very cool :D If it was one of you guys - thank you so much! What a fab surprise :D

Why is fanfiction.net so shit? Every time I want to update, it has a fit and refuses to upload. ARGH. ARRRRRGH ( Read more... )

So, to go with the new flat, a new job. I've been promoted to womenswear manager at Watford. Yay!

Also, I went to see Romeo and Juliet at the Globe last night. It was a truly awesome experience - we were in the yard, the standing area, and the stage was right in front of us. Despite the drizzle, we had a great time - the actors sang and danced ( Read more... )