Demyx can’t believe the words of Saix, and they both die when werewolves invade their home.

[crystalreport]

If you went "WTF is that title and what does it mean?" then allow me to explain.

It’s the …Kingdom Hearts Badfic Summary Generator!!!! Inspired by the KH sentence generator, I have created a generator of badfic summaries. You may doubt my sanity, but I assure you, I am sane. I even have a certificate of sanity from Vexen! :D
But yeah, this isn’t

Comments

[playlifeloud67]

Zexion creates an evil plan with Roxas, and both of them cut themselves and listen to emo songs.

:]

[sentaisquirrel]

............that sounds like it could be a fanfic.

[playlifeloud67]

I know, right? I was really surprised.

[sentaisquirrel]

i-it probably is one already. .___.

[userfriendly_x]

oh dear.

"Mickey joins a band to impress Mickey, which shows that no one would ever come between their love. "

...narcissism?

[crystalreport]

*sporfles*

Maybe he's trying to impress his Steamboat Willie self or something.

[portalrunner15]

Ha! Here's mine:

Zexion makes out with Goofy, and then they frolic into the sunset on their unicorns.

*head explodes*

[sentaisquirrel]

larxene sends anonymous letters to leon, and then they frolic into the sunset on their unicorns.

....well, then. XD

[sentienttoaster]

We have the same one. And now that it has happened twice someone must write it!

[harpie_siren]

Vexen marries Goofy, and then one of them is turned into a wombat.

LOL, wat?

[evershadowangel]

Lulz! XD

[harpie_siren]

One of my other accounts game me:

Axel makes out with Demyx, which leads to them making out.