Demyx can’t believe the words of Saix, and they both die when werewolves invade their home.

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Comments

[yui_hime]

Saix goes on an epic adventure with Zexion, which is really wrong in so many ways.

[revieloutionne]

Leon sends anonymous letters to Riku, and yet, everyone is pretty okay about it.

Those must be some unusually uninteresting letters.

[tunasaladsonnet]

Riku goes on an epic adventure with Leon, which leads to them making out.

That sounds accurate! 8D

[wayya]

Marluxia marries Axel, and both of them cut themselves and listen to emo songs.

Makes perfect sense! :D

[cygna_hime]

Demyx rants about Xemnas, and they both get arrested for drug misuse.

I feel like *I* should be arrested for drug misuse.