Demyx can’t believe the words of Saix, and they both die when werewolves invade their home.
If you went "WTF is that title and what does it mean?" then allow me to explain.
It’s the …Kingdom Hearts Badfic Summary Generator!!!! Inspired by the KH sentence generator, I have created a generator of badfic summaries. You may doubt my sanity, but I assure you, I am sane. I even have a certificate of sanity from Vexen! :D
But yeah, this isn’t supposed to actually encourage people to write badfic, it’s mostly to allow people to see what kind of really bad examples of fanfic they can come up with. And laugh over it afterwards. Hopefully.
Extra points to those who generate a summary and then can find an actual fanfic that matches it. ;) Have fun.
Take the FIRST LETTER from your username, and match it up with the letter in the list. If you have an underscore, skip over to the nearest letter. If you have a number, assign it a letter (1-A, 2-B, etc.) and match it.
a. Kairi
b. DiZ
c. Demyx
d. Goofy
e. Xaldin
f. Naminé
g. Sora
h. Vexen
i. Ansem
j. Luxord
k. Xigbar
l. Aerith
m. Roxas
n. Axel
o. Donald
p. Zexion
q. Yuffie
r. Leon
s. Larxene
t. Riku
u. Mickey
v. Xenmas
w. Marluxia
x. Sora
y. Saix
z. Lexaeus
Take the SECOND LETTER of your username and match it up. The same rules apply if you have an underscore or number.
a. marries
b. has a death fight with
c. dropkicks
d. laughs at
e. sends anonymous letters to
f. gets all weepy over
g. tells his/her life story to
h. kills
i. becomes a drug addict along with
j. falls in love with
k. gets all emo over
l. creates an evil plan with
m. stalks
n. goes to the high school prom with
o. makes out with
p. blames
q. recites a love poem to
r. can’t believe the words of
s. joins a band to impress
t. hates everyone, but not
u. goes on an epic adventure with
v. lies to
w. starts an ice-cream business with
x. steals the partner of
y. rants about
z. takes over the world with
Take the THIRD LETTER of your username and match it up. Same rules apply like above.
a. Roxas
b. Larxene
c. Ansem
d. Xigbar
e. Mickey
f. Luxord
g. Xenmas
h. Lexaeus
i. Zexion
j. Sora
k. Marluxia
l. Naminé
m. Saix
n. Leon
o. DiZ
p. Kairi
q. Vexen
r. Goofy
s. Aerith
t. Demyx
u. Donald
v. Riku
w. Xaldin
x. Donald
y. Axel
z. Yuffie
Finally, the FOURTH LETTER of your username, and you then have your badfic summary!
a. ,which leads to them making out.
b. ,and no one is surprised.
c. ,and the world blows up.
d. ,and everyone lived happily ever after.
e. ,which no one knew would happen.
f. ,and it is totally canon, by the way.
g. ,and they both decide to kill Kairi for no reason.
h. ,which is really wrong in so many ways.
i. ,and yet, everyone is pretty okay about it.
j. ,and Sora then joins them on an epic adventure.
k. ,and they both get sparkly Keyblades.
l. ,but they are doomed to die in each other’s arms.
m. ,but then the Heartless take over and everyone is screwed.
n. ,and they both get arrested for drug misuse.
o. ,which only makes things a lot worse, trust me.
p. ,and then one of them is turned into a wombat.
q. ,but they will always hate each other forevermore.
r. ,which shows that no one would ever come between their love.
s. ,and they both die when werewolves invade their home.
t. ,and then they frolic into the sunset on their unicorns.
u. ,but then everything goes downhill from there.
v. ,and everyone is pretty pissed off.
w. ,which results in both of them turning into vampires.
x. ,and Sora can’t keep himself from crying in happiness.
y. ,and both of them cut themselves and listen to emo songs.
z. ,but they realize that they were never meant to be together.
It’s the …Kingdom Hearts Badfic Summary Generator!!!! Inspired by the KH sentence generator, I have created a generator of badfic summaries. You may doubt my sanity, but I assure you, I am sane. I even have a certificate of sanity from Vexen! :D
But yeah, this isn’t supposed to actually encourage people to write badfic, it’s mostly to allow people to see what kind of really bad examples of fanfic they can come up with. And laugh over it afterwards. Hopefully.
Extra points to those who generate a summary and then can find an actual fanfic that matches it. ;) Have fun.
Take the FIRST LETTER from your username, and match it up with the letter in the list. If you have an underscore, skip over to the nearest letter. If you have a number, assign it a letter (1-A, 2-B, etc.) and match it.
a. Kairi
b. DiZ
c. Demyx
d. Goofy
e. Xaldin
f. Naminé
g. Sora
h. Vexen
i. Ansem
j. Luxord
k. Xigbar
l. Aerith
m. Roxas
n. Axel
o. Donald
p. Zexion
q. Yuffie
r. Leon
s. Larxene
t. Riku
u. Mickey
v. Xenmas
w. Marluxia
x. Sora
y. Saix
z. Lexaeus
Take the SECOND LETTER of your username and match it up. The same rules apply if you have an underscore or number.
a. marries
b. has a death fight with
c. dropkicks
d. laughs at
e. sends anonymous letters to
f. gets all weepy over
g. tells his/her life story to
h. kills
i. becomes a drug addict along with
j. falls in love with
k. gets all emo over
l. creates an evil plan with
m. stalks
n. goes to the high school prom with
o. makes out with
p. blames
q. recites a love poem to
r. can’t believe the words of
s. joins a band to impress
t. hates everyone, but not
u. goes on an epic adventure with
v. lies to
w. starts an ice-cream business with
x. steals the partner of
y. rants about
z. takes over the world with
Take the THIRD LETTER of your username and match it up. Same rules apply like above.
a. Roxas
b. Larxene
c. Ansem
d. Xigbar
e. Mickey
f. Luxord
g. Xenmas
h. Lexaeus
i. Zexion
j. Sora
k. Marluxia
l. Naminé
m. Saix
n. Leon
o. DiZ
p. Kairi
q. Vexen
r. Goofy
s. Aerith
t. Demyx
u. Donald
v. Riku
w. Xaldin
x. Donald
y. Axel
z. Yuffie
Finally, the FOURTH LETTER of your username, and you then have your badfic summary!
a. ,which leads to them making out.
b. ,and no one is surprised.
c. ,and the world blows up.
d. ,and everyone lived happily ever after.
e. ,which no one knew would happen.
f. ,and it is totally canon, by the way.
g. ,and they both decide to kill Kairi for no reason.
h. ,which is really wrong in so many ways.
i. ,and yet, everyone is pretty okay about it.
j. ,and Sora then joins them on an epic adventure.
k. ,and they both get sparkly Keyblades.
l. ,but they are doomed to die in each other’s arms.
m. ,but then the Heartless take over and everyone is screwed.
n. ,and they both get arrested for drug misuse.
o. ,which only makes things a lot worse, trust me.
p. ,and then one of them is turned into a wombat.
q. ,but they will always hate each other forevermore.
r. ,which shows that no one would ever come between their love.
s. ,and they both die when werewolves invade their home.
t. ,and then they frolic into the sunset on their unicorns.
u. ,but then everything goes downhill from there.
v. ,and everyone is pretty pissed off.
w. ,which results in both of them turning into vampires.
x. ,and Sora can’t keep himself from crying in happiness.
y. ,and both of them cut themselves and listen to emo songs.
z. ,but they realize that they were never meant to be together.