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[schizo_niko]

What's up with people making King Mickey human just so he can do Riku?

Let's be honest: it's not hot. This is Mickey freaking Mouse we're talking about.

I've read fics where he just randomly strolls into Riku's bedroom (Riku has a bedroom in the darkness, apparently), and Riku remarks "The king chose to use his human form...", the very same human

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[abiding]

...

*weeps silently

[schizo_niko]

Is this...bad weeping?

[abiding]

I weep for normal!mouse!Mickey. ;_; I mean, human!Mickey...it really depends on what and why he's human, but to screw Riku...

WAAAAAAAAAAAAH! ;____________;

[twit_trisana]

O_O Where's Minnie while this is going on???

[schizo_niko]

Probably doing Daisy.

What? It's not like anyone in Kingdom Hearts is actually straight.

[abiding]

Nice one lol!

Leon/Aerith for the wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!

[twit_trisana]

And Kairi. Meanwhile, Chip and Dale are cheering on Donald and Goofy while Jiminy writes it all down.

[irind]

You know... Mickey always seemed like such an honorable mouse. Noble, kind, and one of those rare types of creatures that wouldn't dream of cheating on his wife of 60+ years... Regardless of whether or not he actually had romantic interest in Riku.

*proceeds to chant 'Canon! Canon! Canon!'*

[schizo_niko]

Seriously. Did they not see the little mousy nose-touch!kiss they gave each other at the end? This is true commitment, baby!

[abiding]

Plus, Minnie would kick his ass. And she doesn't need a Keyblade, gold or not, to do that!

[dark_puck]

What's up with people making King Mickey human just so he can do Riku?

...

Whuh-I-buh-abba-wibb-ur----

+++OUT OF CHEESE ERROR+++

PLEASE REINSTALL UNIVERSE AND REBOOT

[schizo_niko]

Does. not. compute.

Eheheh.

[ggmoonycrisco]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!