i feel lame posting mnything on the internet befrore 12 am, is that weird? ia m also kind of drunk right now, i don't feel like going to work tomorrow so i thinj i amjust not going to, that's ok, right? so since i decided to not work tomorrow i went and got sauced up. and the first thing i usually do when i get home,a slo when i am not liquered up ( Read more... )

i like calling people out when they paraphrase something they saw on slate and try to pass it off as their own genius ( Read more... )

"Have you ever forgotten one of your LJ friends' birthdays and felt really guilty afterward?"

no.

the only thing on my schedule right now is making sure i don't miss passions at 2 ( Read more... )

i think a lot of bottled water is a big scam, especially after being places where you can't drink their tap water, but i am going to go out on a limb here:

i think smartwater tastes different and i really like it.

am i completely brainwashed and imagining this delightful difference?

i really need some money so i might do this clinical study tomorrow. something to do with schizophrenia, but i would be the healthy tester, i think.

i've never had an mri before, but i dont think i have clausterphobia.

i also want to do people's nails in some trashy salon this summer.

whatever.

no, really ( Read more... )

i don't want to dwell on this, but my mom thinks i should be a talk show host when i grow up, while my dad thinks i should be a professor.

no joke.

man. school is fucking kicking my ASS

question: when you get put on hold, why does the hold music never work? it's always really static-y or contantly cuts out, not to mention being shitty music in general. if i ever jump on the capitalism bandwagon, that's how i'm going to fulfill my american dream--starting a hold music service. i would play a lot of madonna for whatever ( Read more... )