Someday, I'll get around to updating this journal regularly again. This is not that time.

For now, I'm sure anyone who has spent any time on the internet has seen how greatly improved the comic "Garfield" is if you remove Garfield.

What I find fascinating, and the reason I post, is the number of times I read that and thought "Oh sh*t. That's ME!"

Less than that actually. The proctors just walked in the room.

But who here thinks I could actually read an article about Glow-in-the-dark cats and not post it ( Read more... )

I had a massive entry all typed up in Word planning to copy/paste it over here. I mean seriously massive. Several pages, typing it killed time for the better part of the afternoon.

But in a complete brain fart moment, I convinced myself I'd already posted it, and closed Word without saving. You get this crap instead.

Congratulations Boston for winning the most boring World Series ever. I don't even like baseball, so when even I can tell that your series is more boring than average, you've got a problem.

What. A-Douche.Seriously, the asshole had till 10 days after the world series, and he couldn't even wait an hour.

I feel unclean.

I've been meaning to update this for a while, but for some reason never get around to it. So I thought I'd post about some things that have irritated me recently just to prove I'm not dead ( Read more... )

This is a major ecological emergency!

The only solution is for all the redheaded ladies to come to my room tonight. For the good of the species!

I was skeptical of this little internet toy, until it told me I look like The Hof!


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I know I shouldn't be happy at someone else's misfortune, especially not someone I profess to care about. But damn, I'm actually shaking.

I wish I were in Texas.

The weather has not been my for he last few days ( Read more... )

I'm frequently asked if there is any meaning behind the various screennames I use. So I've created this handy guide explaining all my my screennames still in use. (Though, I won't tell you where any of them are used ( Read more... )