I'm getting my tonsils taken out on Friday, and when I googled "tonsillectomy," one of the phrases highlighted in an article as a related term was "tonsil hockey." You best believe it made me smile.

I'm sofaking tired! hahah I've really gotten into saying sofaking instead of so fucking, just because it's sofa king, which is hilarious to me.

I saw Bon ( Read more... )

mono is destroying my will to live, and has been ever since this summer. I've had it for around six months, but really five-ish to account for the off and on times. that's almost half a year of my life consumed by the cytomegalovirus. i don't mean to complain, but i most certainly mean to bitch. hoooooooooly crap ( Read more... )

I can't wait to start saying '09 at the end of every sentence, much to the delight/horror of all my friends, I'm sure.
For the most part, I despised every single second of 2008, and therefore look forward to this year, as it could not possibly be worse.
Friends, let's be happy '09!

Ok things about '08:

cousin got married
brother got engaged to Mary ( Read more... )

Ok so just suffice it to say that I went on a blind date with a guy named Steven that has the most. beautiful. brown eyes in all the world, and then three more dates, and then no more dates. That was a .. month? ago ( Read more... )

I'm supposed to be reading The English Patient and/or Mrs. Dalloway right now. Our literary analysis was due in September, but I've had mono all year and was incapable of living, let alone writing a goddamned paper ( Read more... )

I'm eating some butternut squash ravioli, but I can't help but think of it as squatternut bosh ravioli because of a Friends episode.
I watched Sleepless In Seattle this morning like, right when I woke up because it was on TV. I loved that movie so so much, and I really don't like chick flicks even slightly. Michael Felker, if you read this and read ( Read more... )

haha man I never write in this anymore. I read everything that you guys write, really, but never do myself. I generally end up getting too introspective and then read all my old entries and then get annoyed with both my old and current selves. Then I just get annoyed at the fact that I manage to feel uncomfortably introspective from writing in an ( Read more... )

I WANT TO GO HOME.

Man so I'm hungry. The diner apparently has "a few new options" for us "to choose from and use as meal blocks." I am going to take advantage of these new options once Kristin gets out of the shower and will walk the, like, 90 ft. with me ( Read more... )

Special Session is oh so super soon! I can't wait for it. It's going to kick so much ass for realz ( Read more... )