I didn't want to write a journal about my move to Vancouver because I didn't want to cheapen what is a big, crazy, life-altering relocation by filling the internet with a half-assed travel log nobody would care about. It's good that I didn't, because the first three weeks had so many ups and downs that it would have sounded like the world's most ( Read more... )

HEY! Are you feeling down, feeling listless, feeling like you need somebody to pick you up? ANDREW W.K. IS THAT MAN!!http://www.islandrecords.com/awkworld/qanda.lasRead more... )

So this girl's been coming into the comic shop for awhile, and I'd heard she was a musician, but I never asked her about it. I figured she was probably on the net somewhere, but even then I was too much of a lazy shit to actually check. So today I finally got off my ass and looked her up, and she is awesome. Give this a listen:

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Wow! A special bonus livejournal update from Keith M!

A Conversation I Would Like To Have With Spike Lee Someday(Keith M, media mogul and billionaire tyrant, sits at his giant desk in his extravagant high rise office ( Read more... )

So liquid915, if that is his real name, made the hilarious comment about my livejournal:

"I give it a week before you go to your website's updating system."

Ahahahaha! That's funny! 'Cause I don't update a lot, you see? You see the joke? That I update slowly? Bwarharhar! That's a good one! Oh, man... I'm slapping... I'm slapping... my knee... oh ( Read more... )

Crayon Shinchan from ComicsOne is the order of the day. It's a comic about this little kid who always mouths off and shows his dick to people, and then his mom beats the shit out of him. I'm not kidding at all, that's pretty much what every 3-page strip boils down to, and its awesome. Shinchan's reasons for showing his dick keep getting more and ( Read more... )

You know what the best part of this journal is? Regular updates.

Today I had nothing at my disposal but the May 22, 2002 edition of Awake!, which doubles as low-grade toilet paper. The thing I love about Awake! is that despite being the sister publication of The Watchtower, it looks on the surface to be pretty respectable. Respectable, that is, ( Read more... )

I wandered into my parents law office around noon to mooch some food and internet access when I felt a rumbling in my bowels. "Uh oh!" I thought. "Feels like a livejournal update coming on!"

So I ran out to their waiting room and rummaged through their magazine stand until my hand fell upon a pamphlet called What Should I Know About Land Titles? ( Read more... )

I'm starting a livejournal. How about that? At first I was gonna let everybody know what I had for breakfast every day. Haha, I thought, that will be funny. People will laugh at the inanity of that, since, you know, livejournals are boring and pointless.

But wait, most people actually do post about what they ate for breakfast. The kind of toast ( Read more... )