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[keithmcnally]

Wow! A special bonus livejournal update from Keith M!

A Conversation I Would Like To Have With Spike Lee Someday(Keith M, media mogul and billionaire tyrant, sits at his giant desk in his extravagant high rise office

Comments

[vonpookie]

Too true.

While I've never seen any of his movies or really have any feelings about him either way, this lawsuit is the STUPIDEST. THING. EVER. I know I never thought "hey, Spike Lee must have something to do with the channel now!" when I heard about the channel name change. Especially when you consider the fact that they show freaking ST:TNG reruns (seemingly non-stop, some days).

Man. What an egotistical bastard. "Spike" isn't even his real name, for pete's sake. It's a verb/noun, dammit, not a proper name. Nickname, maybe. But stupid to use as one now. Maybe back in the 30s it was cool.

Bah...what an idiot.

[keithmcnally]

Yes. The original ending had me calling her to the office for a blowjob, but while arousing, it just wasn't as funny as the promise that I would someday eat Spike Lee's bones.

[vyacheslav]

Damn, I wanted to be the one who pointed out the Natalie Portman thing.

Oh well, I'll concentrate on this quote:

"Wrestling is more important than anything you'll ever do in your entire life! You fuck with wrestling, son, and you fuck with me!"

Heh...

Oh, I happened upon wrestling one day last week and I saw that... whats his name... oh yeah, Mick Foley, was kicking some dudes' asses.

[keithmcnally]

Yeah, Mick's back to promote his new book, Tietam Brown, which I suggest everybody go to the bookstore on July 8th and buy. It's gonna be great, Foley is my favorite guy ever. I like him even better than my molesting grandpa. A lot better, come to think of it.

[vyacheslav]

How many books does he have, and why does he keep coming out with new ones? I was under the impression that his first book was an autobiography, so what are the rest about?

[keithmcnally]

He has two autobiographies (awesome), two kids books (probably awesome, but I never read 'em), and the new one is his first mature work of fiction. I hope it's good, but I'll read it at least twice no matter how bad it is. Wrestlers are just better people.

[cpf]

What's the deal with the "M"? It didn't work for Sheila E and it doesn't work for you.

[keithmcnally]

It's just shorter. Like your mom! Hahahaha! Ahahahaha! BWAHAHAHAHA-

Dammit, that wasn't funny at all.

[keithmcnally]

Also, who the fuck is Sheila E?

[keithmcnally]

And also, who the fuck are you?

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[keithmcnally]

Did they say that? Damn their dumb, oily hides. At least Striperella eases the pain. The pain caused by Gary the Rat. Damn them.