Prompt from the Mass Effect Kink Meme - masseffectkink

Humorous drabbles for a few brotips. Does contain a bit of inappropriate language and suggestions.

Featuring: M!Shep, F!Shep, Joker, Garrus, that random turian from the Zakera Ward bar...

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Prompt from an Insanity Round at the Mass Effect Challenge Community - me_challenge

Prompt: I'm going to die, aren't I?
Characters: F!Shep, Ashley

(  Shepard stood in the fields of golden grain. The stalks were almost as tall as she was. )

Prompt from an Insanity Round at the Mass Effect Challenge Community - me_challenge

Prompt: Hell is empty and all the devils are here
Characters: F!Shep

Shepard punched the back of the couch. She pulled her hand back and shook it; the padding wasn't nearly as thick as she had thought. She poured another shot of whiskey and drank it in one gulp.

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Prompt from the Mass Effect Kink Meme - masseffectkink

This is safe for work.

Title: Meet the Parents
Word Count: 553
Summary: Shepard travels to Palavan to meet Garrus' family. His dad is less than thrilled to have her there.

( She leaned her elbows on the railing and thought about the events of the previous day. )

Prompt from the Mass Effect Kink Meme - masseffectkink

Just to be on the safe side, NSFW

Title: Jesus Christ
Word Count: 427
Pairing: F!Shep/Garrus
Summary: (From prompt) FemShep is having sex with her LI, she lets slip "Jesus," in ecstasy. LI angrily demands who this Jesus person is and why she is moaning his or her name during sex.

( Garrus stopped. Jesus? Who was Jesus? )

Originally written for Shore Leave Friday as part of a silly discussion on how turians sleep.

Title: Nesting Behaviors
Word Count: 344
Summary: A potential problem with the laundry facilities leads to unexpected discovery.

( I wanted to speak to you about a requisition for more towels. )