The Potts Legacy 2.0
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NEW ~* Adopt-A-Potts!*~ NEW
Before we begin, I would like to mention that I've converted my pictures down to less than half the filesize (like, you know, to a normal size, lol). There's been some loss of quality, but hopefully the load time is worth it. But I'm going to try to obtain the best of both worlds, and any suggestions are most welcome!
Anyway, update times!
Isobel: This is stupid, I can't get to the counter!
Isobel: Hellooo~, damsel in distress here!
Isobel: What's going on?
Poor Isobel is confused due to my various hack removals (including one that keeps food from spoiling, that I didn't even know I had).
Isobel: Oh my god, these Pork Chops smell amazing!
Isobel: Too bad I can't, YANNO, GET TO THEM!
Isobel: God, I love food.
Isobel: This concept of counters confuses and enrages me!
Isobel: I mean, how do they even work?!
Isobel: Look, buddy, I pay my taxes, and I demand to be able to eat these delicious pork chops!
Isobel: Look at you. You're eating pork chops.
Isobel: Why would you do this to me? You're doing this, aren't you?
Isobel: Don Mop, you would never do this to me, right? You'd never deprive me of pork chops...
Nikolai: Mom, Iso's being scary again.
Emily: Just ignore her. She'll get over it.
Isobel: Is it me? Am I just too stupid to use counters? Is that it?
Well, I wasn't going to say anything, but...
Nikolai: Hey, sis, let's...uh...let's distract you. I mean, play Red Hands.
Isobel: Cool!
Nikolai: Whooo boy. Yep. She's nuts.
Isobel: They call me crazy, Don Mop...but I'm only crazy for you...
I swear, if she could have babies with that mop, I'd let her be heir.
In more related-to-other-people news, it was time for Chun Li to use her elder command (which I intended to be her adult command, but then I couldn't remember if I'd used it or not...anyway).
I don't want Chun-Li to die unhappy. :(
Nikolai: I'll...just leave you two alone.
Um, Isobel, I'd be a little more comfortable if you didn't think of your brother while wooing the mop.
Yeah, see, that just makes me a little uncomfortable. :P
Juliette: It's okay, Isobel! We love ya! *smooch*
Isobel: Oh, heh, thanks!
The younger siblings do definitely do their best to include their loser older sister.
(I am ashamed to admit that I am the loser older sister in my family. :( )
Nikolai: Hey, Juliette...
Juliette: Shake ya ass!
Nikolai: Actually, I'm done dancing. I -
Juliette: Check out my sweet moves! Liquid!
Nikolai: Yeah, that's really cool. Um, but -
Juliette: Too hot! Watch yourself! Get too close and you might get burned!
Nikolai: I might...what?
Juliette: Woo! DJ! Look over here!
Nikolai: Who, me?
Nikolai: Look, would you just settle down for a minute and listen?
Juliette: Oh. Yeah, what do you want?
Nikolai: ...Dammit, I don't even remember now.
Isobel: OH, Don! *smooch* This is so wrong...*smooch* and yet so right! *smooch*
So much fail, and yet so much win!
Well, possibly more fail than win.
So, with Gen 2 officially about to start, and with the fact that babies no longer inhabit the Potts household, it was time to let the butler go. :(
Emily: Addison, I'm sorry to say this, but, you know, the economy and everything...and frankly, it's just never going to get crazy around here with you helping. You're too good.
Addison: It's fine, Madam Emily. I understand perfectly.
You know, I got a little choked up at this. And of course I said yes.
Isobel: Oh, Don, I can't imagine a more perfect lover...slender, with flaxen hair and pale skin...who loves to clean...!
Nikolai, meanwhile, has to get his kicks in somewhere surrounded by this crazy family.
And does it adorably, I might add.
Juliette, grow up and get off that swing!
Or, you know, get off the swing and then grow up.
Juliette: *grows up well*
Juliette: *then goes into aspirational failure*
Juliette: WHAT IS MY LIIIIIIFEE!
I've never seen the monkey animation before! I've only seen the chicken!
Juliette: Over it! :D
~smoulder~
With such changes, come more changes. This is the Potts' temporary new home (I eventually moved them out because it wasn't very playable).
I then removed the remainder of their funds in the hope of creating desperation.
Aww. I love move-ins. Everyone gets all interactive.
It's not always a good thing, though.
Even though I'm not supposed to peek, I did, as I was directing her to find her own place. I'm glad to know she's happy about it.
Goodbye, fair Juliette. I will miss your crazy hair and funny antics!
Juliette: HAHA! So long, suckers! Freedom AT LAST!
Well, there goes being poor.
Welcome wagon time!
Q: So, like, welcome to the stupid neighborhood. Bitch.
Q: IF YOU CUT INTO MY TURF I WILL HARM YOU SO BAD.
Q: But anyway, thanks for all the newspapers!
Q: You doddering old cow.
Who exactly signed her up for the welcome wagon?!
Inside, Louis regales Nikolai with his ~mad jokez~
Q: You're growing up soon, huh? Well, if you're interested...
One legacy with you is enough, Q.
I used Nikolai's teen command to grow him up a day early. I WAS BORED.
Sexiness, AND a lack of aspiration failure? I think we have a winrar.
;-; Sorry, Addison. I'm busy now.
BUSY GIVING HOT GUYS MAKEOVERS (and remembering to install lights in the house >.>).
Isobel still hasn't got the hang of counters. These two indulge her so she doesn't feel stupid.
WHAI, WHO COULD THIS BE?
COULD IT BE ADULT APRIL ALAPATI, BRIDE TO BE OF MY HEIR?
WHY, YES, IT COULD!
(note: apparently I may have broken a rule here: the ISBI rules state that only teenage *loves* can be grown up with the children, but it says it in a uni context, so I don't know if it applies normally. AND ANYWAY I did this before I reread the rules.)
But possible rule-breaking cannot rain on my parade!
The first thing she does? Admire Emily. It's okay, April. You're all ready in. You don't have to suck up.
Well, gosh, if Emily likes her, then it must be fate!
Or. You know. Maybe fate needs a little help sometimes.
April: Did he just reject me?
OH NOW DON'T TRY AND FOB HIM OFF ON SANTA NOW.
As I am still controlling Emily, I let these two interact on their own.
Emily: My son may never be married at this rate...:(
Q: So guess who totally pissed herself?
Q: None other than our NEW NEIGHBOR!
Quill: Teehee, incontinence is hilarious!
Dude, Q, you are at her HOUSEWARMING PARTY.
Emily's last action as directed by me is to begin freestyling.
Emily: FUCK LAND, I'M ON A BOAT MOTHERFUCKER!
April kindly tips.
Emily: FUCK TREES, I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER!
I also decided it was time for Emily to stop looking like a Jolly Rancher, and got a new evil witch default.
And then, finally, took control of Nikolai as our new torchholder!
Thank GOD he doesn't want 50 pet best friends or something.
With Nikolai ~under the influence~ (of me), I set him to ask April out.
And while he occasionally seems dubious about premarital flirtations...
(but is okay with possibly propositioning Louis)
It ends up as a pretty good date!
With dancing!
First kisses! (serious awww)
And...uh...first makeouts...
And ultimately a move-in!
There goes being poor x2.
Also, you'll note the ability to select her date wants (which I can't do by rules) is unavailable. This turned out to be because her aspiration was still Grow Up. >.> I fixed that soon.
Belle: Oh fuck yes.
April didn't waste a SINGLE SECOND of time after moving in before getting Nikolai into bed with her.
And, uh, let's just say she's a woman who knows what she wants...O.o
That's all for now! Next up, some actual craziness, the installation of InTeen (gasp!), and various other things that may or may not include babies!
Current Legacy Stats:
Torch-Holders: 2
Perma-Platinum Sims: 1
Shrink Visits: 2
Social Bunny Visits: 0
Social Worker Visits: 0
Pass Outs: 8
Self-Wetting: 8
Repo-Man Visits: 0
Fires: 2
Fights: 0
Deaths: 0
Abductions: 0
Overheating/Freezing: 0