The Potts Legacy 1.5
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Let's open this episode with a good old dose of ISBI-style fail!
OH GOD SHE'S EVEN CUTE WHEN SHE HAS BLADDER ISSUES.
Chun Li is not as thoughtful as Juliette, and barges into the bathroom to evict the sleeping Isobel.
Chun Li: Did YOU pay for this bathroom? NO. I DID. NOW GTFO.
You had better be admiring her MAD CHESS STRATEGY THERE, BUDDY.
He makes it up to me by getting some fireflies. How adorable, Addison Chatterjee (which is the Butler's name).
Chun Li is still the dancing queen.
And while I lure you into a sense of calm with this peaceful picture, elsewhere...
Horrendous agony is taking place.
Chun Li is pleased by the sight of her lesbian lover's pain and anguish.
We interrupt this birthing by re-randomizing the sim generator, and then screenshotting this cute family photo.
Emily: I CAN'T EVEN FEED THE ONES I HAVE, WHY AM I HAVING MORE?!
Don't worry, Nadya! The state will pay for it! (oh yeah, i went there)
Uh, Chun Li? Could you maybe...uh...not ruin this Kodak Gold moment by stuffing your face?
Chun Li: Sweet! This milk doesn't expire until tomorrow! I better finish it!
>.<
Anyway, this baby, sans Chun Li, is a boy! His name is Nikolai!
Emily: HeeheeHEE! My evil plan to have four children has come to fruition!
Yes. How evil of you.
Vlad endears himself to me by painting one of the nicest of my replacements.
Isobel: You know what's awesome? Television.
Juliette: It would be even awesomer if we had video games!
This is a totally necessary picture of these two attending school.
And equally important Chun Li dancing in the bathroom shot.
MR. BOOTS. WE MEET AGAIN. EXCEPT NOT REALLY BECAUSE YOU NEVER WALK BY WHEN EMILY IS AT HOME. D:
Seconds after he leaves the lot...Everyone gets home.
So much win, and yet so much fail.
Juliette: Mom, can I sleep on you? I had a bad dream.
Emily: ow ow ow ow ow
Chun Li: Oh, want to play doctor? Because you look pretty sick...
OH MY GOD EMILY. YOU'RE...YOU'RE...!
*head explodes*
Later that night, Addison and Emily ticklyfight each other. O.o
And then I take a picture of Emily's HONKY TONK BADONKADONK.
she'sgotitgoinonlikedonkeykong
Chun Li: I loooooove motherhood.
I thought you hated it.
Chun Li: My Xanax loooooooves motherhood.
Some close-cropped win!
Vlad: Is that...success, over my head?
Isobel: Mom, when I grow up! I'm gonna be in a movie just like this one!
Emily: That's amazing that you know that so far in advance! Let's celebrate with a kitchen dance party!
Emily and Isobel: *kitchen dance party*
Headmaster again! Anything to keep my Fortune sims in the green. Also, headmaster continues to be awesome by having Ricky Gervais' last name as his first.
Emily's schmoozes weren't as powerful as last time, and we were ONE POINT away from getting in...
So Emily resorted to desperate measures.
After they worked, her wife offered her a congratulatory massage.
Gervais attempted to indicate that he, too, could use a sexy lesbian massage.
When Chun Li seemed too preoccupied, he settled for taking in the view.
And in the end, we made it. By a HAIR.
I can't wait to do this for one more kid. D:
YEE HAW I HAVE THA BEST TOWNIES.
GREET HIM EMILY GREET HIM.
Emily: I'm paying the bills, and about to pass out...
I DON'T CARE, GO.
Emily: Hello there cowboy mohawk guy. Please come into my house. I'll be asleep, so feel free to steal my stuff.
Cowboy Mohawk Guy: Thank'y kindly, ma'am.
CMG: Ya'll enjoy your nap, now!
LOOK AT HIM. BASK IN HIS AWESOMENESS.
EVEN HIS LITTLE SKULL CLASP THING IS HAPPY.
Addison continues to awesome.
GO AS A WITCH EMILY.
Heeheee oh god i'm hilarious.
The money is almost worth the big head she's gonna get about it.
Two seconds later...
Sweet! Uncontrollable cooking skill points are definitely music to MY ears.
WHAT IS IT LIKE CHANCE CARD HAPPY HOUR OR SOMETHING.
wtf selfish teacher
Juliette: Hey, wanna see my A?
Townie: Sorry, I'm not allowed to talk to your family.
(also, apparently that chance card didn't hurt her grades TOO much)
CURSE YOU MR. BOOTS.
I'd like to say I made him sit in the time out corner...but he went there all by himself. Just sat at the edge of the lot, until Emily's carpool pulled up.
AND THEN HE LEFT.
GET HERE EARLIER NEXT TIME, JOHN FREEMAN.
Addison didn't replace the TV in it's proper alignment, so this option was available. I've been playing this game for I don't know how long, and it still surprises me sometimes.
Do you see this? Do you see my at least gold aspiration ISBI children? Seriously if this whole legacy is going to be this easy I might just start controlling everyone. :P
Icing on the cake, dude. Icing on the cake.
With that, it is birthday time!
AND COULD YOU NOT JUST DIE. Prepare yourselves for some serious spam.
After learning to walk, it was time for Nikolai to learn his second skill...
Body Melding! No toddler should grow up without this important life skill.
At age two, Nikolai was a master.
All though occasionally he slipped.
Oh, and toddlers should learn to potty, too.
Here's some of that spam I promised:
Awwww.
The girls are keeping each other company as well.
It seems Juliette is a show off too.
Juliette: OH, Captain Me is here, hair blowing in the breeze! This day could use my saving expertise!
Seriously, these guys are like permanent aspiration boosters.
And they get along great.
I wonder how many people have stopped reading this legacy because it fails so bad at ISBI.
BUT WAIT, WHAT IS THIS. THE FIRST FIRE OF THE LEGACY!
Oh, Addison.
Addison: Yarr, milady sounded displeased with how quite the house was...here be some chaos for you, I say.
Oh yes. Look at the chaos.
How hectic.
Emily: I suppose it wouldn't do for my son to burn to a crisp. Now, where's the number for 911?
Well, good thing this street has two lanes.
Emily...your house is burning.
Emily: I'm sure the firemen are capable people. Besides, I can't afford to replace furnishings if I don't make any money.
Juliette: Hey! If you get to watch my house burn down, can you tell me what it was like?
Townie: Uh.
Isobel: I just hope it doesn't burn the refrigerator. I'm really hungry.
Addison: HOLY MARY MOTHER OF PEARL THE KITCHEN IS ABLAZE.
Possibly Fire Demon Firefighter: *is like Vampire Hunter D, hunting her own kind, never fitting in*
Well, there goes the stove.
And poof! Here's a better one! I wish real life was like that. :(
WWED? Uh, ask to be left alone. Emily ain't no passive-aggressive wussy face. Tell that bitch to GTFO!
Her unpleasant nature is apparently just what the Architecture career path needs.
SO-SO?! DUDE, YOU GOT TWO AUTONOMOUS PROMOTIONS. THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME.
picky picky.
More spam of Nikolai, you said? Well, if you insist:
And just to get some more winlike awesomeness out of the way:
The end! Sorry it's been so long between updates. I've had a hell of a few weeks and I don't know when my life is going to settle down. I'll update the Dorks as soon as I can, but I don't want to get disqualified from FC3 so if it's one or the other, I'm going to stick with the Potts for now. But rest assured I have lots of pictures for both of them!
Current Legacy Stats:
Torch-Holders: 1
Perma-Platinum Sims: 0
Shrink Visits: 0
Social Bunny Visits: 0
Social Worker Visits: 0
Pass Outs: 7
Self-Wetting: 6
Repo-Man Visits: 0
Fires: 1
Fights: 0
Deaths: 0
Abductions: 0
Overheating/Freezing: 0