The Potts Legacy 1.6
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If there was any question who the butch in the relationship was, let that be cleared up now.
Oh, be still my quivering loins. The sexiness.
Vlad: Mom! Look what I can do!
Emily: Woo! Turn yo'self upside down, son, just like one-a them pineapple cakes!
Vlad: PINEAPPLE CAKES, WTF MOM.
So, as you will see in great abundance over the next great number of updates, the Potts love to Smustle. More than many other things (including eating and using the bathroom).
SMUSTLE FACE TIME.
Adorable.
Late that night, Chun Li awoke with an insatiable hunger...
...For JUMPING ROPE! *horror music*
wtf, who has enough cooking points to make Lobster Thermidor and not burn down the house?!
Help other people? You must be mistaken.
And we got it right! Emily, I'm upset by how many chance cards you win with your bitchiness.
Emily: What can I say? I'm freaking awesome. Now buy me a sauna.
*poof*
Vlad, however, is a pretty nice kid.
And nice kids always finish last. Never forget that.
Well, hello there, EELF template child!
Meet your possible future wife!
And here's Gretha Hatzenberg, of xel_squirgle_ox fame.
But no time for random pictures now, as teenagedom is nigh upon us!
Still with the schoolgirl uniform, Isobel?
Isobel: You know what? I think I wanna bang a lot of dudes (or maybe chicks idk)!
Vlad: I just want to be friends with all the girls. Be like, their shoulder to cry on.
That's a lot of perfection for an ISBI (also note the fierce ass smustling girl aging up - WHY COULD THAT BE?)
I wanted to use this hair, and most of the other hairs didn't fit Vlad well. So he's a little feminine. HIS NAME IS VLAD. HE'S PRACTICALLY A VAMPIRE.
Okay, I REALLY like Isobel. I had to use some crazy eyelashes to hide the bags under her eyes (not much sleep to be had in an ISBI), but she is so CUTE.
I decided to age up Juliette's friend, too, to see if he'd do it on the lot. He did.
But not much has changed since the transition...
Emily still tries to keep Vlad out of her bed.
Isobel is still a shimmering example of intelligence.
And everyone still loves to smustle.
Except Emily.
Emily: How the hell do you do this dance? And when did my son get his sex change?
Possible Oedipus complexes make Emily cry.
But woohoo with her military scientist girlfriend is a-ok!
THE TEENAGE GIRL NECK GLITCH.
I suspect this is not a glitch. I think they did this on purpose.
Isobel takes after her (good) mother and makes a meal for everyone! Yay Isobel! (also, gorgeous profile, yes?)
IDGI, they bitch for a second, then figure out how to fix the problem and then DO IT. isbi wtf.
Juliette: My feet feel kind of weird. Like I was standing in a bowl of cereal.
Uh, you ARE standing in a bowl of cereal.
Juliette: Eh, that's okay, we have pancakes anyway.
Isobel: *leans*
Yeah okay, I'm spamming you a little, I'm sorry.
Vlad finally gets back to work on that painting. FINALLY.
Um, duh.
Emily: YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT.
Emily: I am so, so very awesome at this job.
Addison: Why Madam Emily, your green skin shimmers like the emeralds in a treasure chest!
Emily: *un-bf's*
Chun Li: UH EXCUSE ME BUT WTF R U DOIN.
Chun Li: *is incapable of making the right face for the emotion she feels*
Juliette: Are our parents fighting?
Vlad: Shh, I'm trying to concentrate.
Emily: I don't see why you're so upset.
Emily: I mean, is this really worth such an emotional outburst? Suck it up, dude.
Emily: I'll let you have a time out. When you're done crying, I'll come back.
Vlad: Hey, mom. Don't worry, we still love you.
Vlad: But I hate my other mom.
Isobel has become an Evangelical?
Oh, no, she was just throwing babies around.
Babies who are incredibly pale no longer babies! Welcome to childhood, Nikolai.
I just know Gen 2 is gonna be a total disaster, considering how much gen 1 was a cakewalk.
Were you this pale as a toddler? I can barely see your adorable features!
And while this is really a lame place to end the entry, I'm going to keep it short and save some of my creativity for the much-belated Dork update.
Current Legacy Stats:
Torch-Holders: 1
Perma-Platinum Sims: 0
Shrink Visits: 0
Social Bunny Visits: 0
Social Worker Visits: 0
Pass Outs: 7
Self-Wetting: 6
Repo-Man Visits: 0
Fires: 1
Fights: 0
Deaths: 0
Abductions: 0
Overheating/Freezing: 0