LJ has suddenly gone huge.
Kate is a technical ignoramus.
Anyone got any suggestions how to make it small again?

(First person to make a pervy joke out of this gets a lollypop)

Not literally of course because he has a lovely girlfriend (and frankly even if he didn't I wouldn't touch him with someone else's bargepole) but I have spent the morning curled up in bed with his autobiography.  I don't know if anyone else has read it yet but I suggest you do - especially all you Pop Idol finalists (hayley_evetts , I'd recommend you get a look ( Read more... )

Finally people have stopped ignoring me. Clearly LJ's are the new text messaging and I just never knew. Silly me ( Read more... )

Spent tonight in on my own watching World Idol. Am still fuming that they didn't see fit to produce an ITV2 sister show for me to present. I bet it was Mr Cowell's decision not to, he probably thought I'd show him up infront of all the other judges or something ( Read more... )