Hmmm I could get used to this LJ thing....
Finally people have stopped ignoring me. Clearly LJ's are the new text messaging and I just never knew. Silly me!
Apparently Simon Fuller has some new ITV1 thing he wants to discuss with me (via his favourite little mouthpiece Ms Chapman of course) which is very exciting. I've not got my face on ITV1 (except for the occasional bit of PI gatecrashing of course) since Simon Cowell and I were on This Morning together trying to create a boyband, so this all sounds very promising - maybe I'll get to be the new Amanda Holden or something, I mean, lets face it, no one could have hashed up Greasemania more than she did.
Speaking of Cowell, as I was a good half a paragraph ago, he appears to have disappeared off the face of the earth. Still, that's no bad thing - good riddance to bad rubbish in high trousers if you ask me.
Anyway, I better go - I need to arrange lunch with Hayley...
Apparently Simon Fuller has some new ITV1 thing he wants to discuss with me (via his favourite little mouthpiece Ms Chapman of course) which is very exciting. I've not got my face on ITV1 (except for the occasional bit of PI gatecrashing of course) since Simon Cowell and I were on This Morning together trying to create a boyband, so this all sounds very promising - maybe I'll get to be the new Amanda Holden or something, I mean, lets face it, no one could have hashed up Greasemania more than she did.
Speaking of Cowell, as I was a good half a paragraph ago, he appears to have disappeared off the face of the earth. Still, that's no bad thing - good riddance to bad rubbish in high trousers if you ask me.
Anyway, I better go - I need to arrange lunch with Hayley...