I went to see a movie last night and afterwards I had to pee really bad. i totally went into the guys bathroom on accident! as i was turning the corner to be revealed to urinals and two men doing their business, my friend yells out to me that it's the men's restroom and i do i fast pivot and laugh my ass out of there. hhahahaha OOPS. i guess i was ( Read more... )

so i had this crazy dream last night where i was a brunette alice (like alice in wonderland) but i was in a world that was a combination of wonderland and little shop of horrors... the little shop of horrors that played at irvington mind you. whaaaaaaat the fuck. then all of a sudden i'm at the restaurant i work at. i have two mexican bosses; one' ( Read more... )

some awesome little shit went down with me the last few days ( Read more... )

so i went to the club the other night and some bitch had a seizure ( Read more... )

so i have a creative writing class this semester and i'm trippin out right now cuz i have to write an extended metaphor poem and i am having a comeplete mental block. it sucks asshole. i have no idea what to write about. so shitty ( Read more... )

so the other day, i kinda won the lottery... in a sense ( Read more... )

soo last night, me and a couple of my friends were supposed to go to this club in artesia, but one of my homies was wearing "athletic footwear" which is apparently against the dress code, so our admittance was denied. what the fuck ever mexicans ( Read more... )

i have some funny stories ( Read more... )

so i quit smoking last friday and it's fucking hard
my addiction makes me feel like i've lost a friend
it's weird how i ignore all the bad things smoking can do for me because i don't want to quit at all

i get so angry and irritable
it's so fucking annoying
and all my friends smoke
never start smoking

things are so different this time around

so i went to Dland today and saw some crazy shit ( Read more... )