i'll kill a pig... or at least kick him in the balls

Aug 11, 2008 14:08

soo last night, me and a couple of my friends were supposed to go to this club in artesia, but one of my homies was wearing "athletic footwear" which is apparently against the dress code, so our admittance was denied. what the fuck ever mexicans.

so we just rolled back to my pad and brought the party there. after a few rounds of beer pong, it was realized that we should probably restock on the beer situation, seeing as the alcohol curfew was mere moments away.. so my friend and i went to the vons (aka the southern california version a safeway) down the street. When we returned, to my dismay, i saw a man in a dark blue uniform walking away from the stairs that lead to my apartment. oh fuck.. it's a po. and the best part was, when i rolled up into my parking spot, i was on my phone (telling someone how to get to my pad) and i didnt have my ID on me. when i got out, he informed us that we were being too loud and that it was sunday going on monday morning and he didnt want to have to come back and blah blah blah. i fucking hate cops and their attitudes of superiority. i hate how much power is granted to some of the biggest assholes.

then when i walked back upstairs, my friends informed me that he had asked if hey had been smoking pot (of course we said no) and then continued on by saying that that was for 16 years olds and that we should be over that by now. i fucking love how every cop i run into has a nice little bit of advice. shut the fuck up and leave it to dr. phil. and too bad i didnt start smoking until i was 18 so suck a dick while you're at it too. lol obviously i'm not a fan of cops at all

oh and nothing happened. we just got a warning.
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