1) I am buying a house.

2) I am getting married in 4 months.

3) I am happier than I have ever, ever ever ever been. Ever.

4) Elliot is 8 years old.

Elliot has a blog. He was getting pissed that I was always working on my website when he didn't have one of his own. So, I did what any responsible parent would do, and gave my 6-year-old his own wordpress. Basically, he talks and I type. He takes all the photos himself with my phone, and responds to any and all comments. So please, feel free to ( Read more... )

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So after much thought and deliberation I have decided to start up a party-planning business - mostly for kids parties. Birthday/theme/holiday/whatever ( Read more... )

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<< a conversation that occurred while discussing what we should do for Halloween; I was desperately trying to talk him out of being a clone trooper >>

Me: Elliot, you could be Bowser for Halloween! You love Bowser!
Elliot: Wow! That's a great idea, mom!
Me: Yeah, and then I could be Princess Peach!!!!!!
Elliot: .... But how would I carry you?

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You want one. These puppies NEED HOMES. Please. Please please please please please. Their mother was dumped at my parents house right before she gave birth. My parents cannot and will not keep them. Please take one! I think they're part Australian Shephard.


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