PATRICK STUMP WEARS WOLF T-SHIRTS (IN HIS SOUL)

[kalpurna]

SHUT YOUR ACTUAL FUCKING FACE

MY ENTIRE WORLD IS HEARTS RIGHT NOW

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Oh, PStump, you can put on your robe and wizard hat for me anytime. My world is a better place today than it was before this glorious information. And seriously, if this gets jossed/denied, I will defriend the first person who tells me about it. HEADS

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[bexone]

PERSONAL CANON FOREVERANDEVER AMEN.

[kalpurna]

MAYBE SOMEDAY I WILL STOP KEYMASHING ABOUT THIS BUT THAT DAY IS NOT TODAY. LSDKFJ;LKIUFSDAOFHNOJ

[kalpurna]

The Lizardmen are an ancient race created by the god-like beings known as the Old Ones to be the guardians of the Warhammer world. Their age-old civilization is based deep within the steaming jungles of Lustria, the continent far across the Great Ocean from the lands of Bretonnia and the Empire. A smaller Lizardmen settlement can also be found in the lands far south of the Old World.

[birdsflying]

I AM STUCK IN MENTAL AND ACTUAL CAPLOCKS OVER THESE STUPID DORKY BOOOOOYYYSSSS. *DRAWS HEARTS AROUND THEM ALL*

[kalpurna]

The mighty temple-cities of the Lizardmen rise above the humid jungles in these tropical lands. There, the bloated Slaan Mage-Priests, who have mastered the art of magic, attempt to divine the intentions of the long-departed Old Ones. Though the Great Plan is only revealed in omens and portents, the Mage-Priests do their best to interpret the signs and guide the Lizardmen to do the Old Ones’ bidding.

[birdsflying]

AHAHAHAHA. LIIIIZARDMEN. I AM WAITING FOR THE WARHAMMER CONCEPT ALBUM THAT PATRICK AND GERARD COLLABORATE ON.

[kalpurna]

OH MY GOD SHUT UP

As the Lizardmen are cold-blooded, they are sometimes slow to react to battlefield conditions. Terrifying monsters, huge outnumbering forces, and the deaths of their brothers-in-arms - things that would cause other troops to panic and flee - have little effect on the Lizardmen. It is only the will of the Mage-Priests and the Great Plan of the Old Ones that motivates the Lizardmen, and they tend to fight on, regardless of consequences.

THE LIZARDMEN ARE NOT AFRAID TO KEEP ON LIVING

HAHAHA AND CLEARLY I AM SO AMUSED IDK HOW TO SPELL

[drunktuesdays]

I CANNOT STOP PICTURING GERARD AND PATRICK, LEANING OVER A TABLE WITH MINATURE ARMY FIGURES, WITH SCRUNCHY CONCENTRATE-Y FACES WHAT WHAT OH MY GODDD.

Re: HAHAHA AND CLEARLY I AM SO AMUSED IDK HOW TO SPELL

[kalpurna]

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD HAS THERE EVER BEEN A CANON SO WONDERFUL IN THE HISTORY OF CANONS

ANSWER: NO

NO THERE HAS NOT

OH MY GOD I LOVE THEIR TINY FACES MORE THAN I CAN EVEN CONTEMPLATE AND I WANT TO WRAP LYN-Z UP IN MY ARMS AND TAKE HER AWAY FROM ALL THIS BECAUSE SHE MUST BE A GOD AMONG WOMEN TO PUT UP WITH THAT GEEK OF A GLORIOUS BOYYYYY

Re: HAHAHA AND CLEARLY I AM SO AMUSED IDK HOW TO SPELL

[drunktuesdays]

HAHAHA LYN-Z CALLS JAMIA AND IS LIKE HE'S DOING IT AGAIN, AND JAMIA CAN HEAR GERARD IN THE BACK GROUND SCREECHING "THAT IS NOT EVEN A LEGAL MOVE", AND PATRICK'S YELLING BACK "IT IS IT SO IS, PWNED J00, ADMIT ITTTTT!"

I'M LIKE CONVULSING ON THE FLOOR, I WON'T LIE.

Re: HAHAHA AND CLEARLY I AM SO AMUSED IDK HOW TO SPELL

[kalpurna]

I AM IN A PUBLIC CAFE AND PEOPLE ARE STAAAAARING

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD THAT IS SUCH BEAUTIFUL CANON IN MY HEAAAAAAAAART

WRITE ME THAT STORY OR I WILL CRY SAD TEARS OKAY DO YOU WANT THAT ON YOUR CONSCIENCE!

[strobelighted]

One day these days will make me COMPLETELY EXPLODE OF GLEE and there will be guts and blood EVERYWHERE.

[kalpurna]

I'M SERIOUSLY WORKING ON IT IN THE CLASSICS CAFE RIGHT NOW. GUTS, EVERYWHERE! SUCH A MESS!

[strobelighted]

AHAHA I WOULD RUN OVER THERE AND PUT YOU BACK TOGETHER EXCEPT I KNOW YOU'D JUST EXPLODE ALL OVER AGAIN AND SO WILL I AND IT WILL BE HAPPY AND TRAGIC AT THE SAME TIME. (But I don't want to get fired.)

ALSO ALSO. I THINK GERARD/PATRICK MAY NOW BE MY SECOND OTP. IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE, HAVING TWO OTPS WITH THE SAME PERSON? I DON'T KNOW THIS FANDOM IS STRANGE AND AWESOME.

[kalpurna]

The Hordes of Chaos army contains a wide variety of troop types. Mortal units include the mighty Warriors of Chaos as both infantry and cavalry, the rank-and-file Chaos Marauder infantry and cavalry, Chariots of Chaos, and Warhounds of Chaos. Daemon units are as varied as the Gods they serve. Followers of Khorne can include Bloodletters and Flesh Hounds. Nurgle’s children include Plaguebearers and swarms of Nurglings. Slaaneshi armies often field Daemonette infantry and cavalry. The armies of the inscrutable Tzeentch can include the flying sky sharks known as Screamers as well as the spell-casting Daemons known as Horrors. Any Chaos army can also include the high-flying Furies and mindless Spawn of Chaos to bolster its ranks.