PATRICK STUMP WEARS WOLF T-SHIRTS (IN HIS SOUL)

[kalpurna]

SHUT YOUR ACTUAL FUCKING FACE

MY ENTIRE WORLD IS HEARTS RIGHT NOW

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Oh, PStump, you can put on your robe and wizard hat for me anytime. My world is a better place today than it was before this glorious information. And seriously, if this gets jossed/denied, I will defriend the first person who tells me about it. HEADS

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[birdsflying]

I AM STUCK IN MENTAL AND ACTUAL CAPLOCKS OVER THESE STUPID DORKY BOOOOOYYYSSSS. *DRAWS HEARTS AROUND THEM ALL*

[kalpurna]

The mighty temple-cities of the Lizardmen rise above the humid jungles in these tropical lands. There, the bloated Slaan Mage-Priests, who have mastered the art of magic, attempt to divine the intentions of the long-departed Old Ones. Though the Great Plan is only revealed in omens and portents, the Mage-Priests do their best to interpret the signs and guide the Lizardmen to do the Old Ones’ bidding.

[birdsflying]

AHAHAHAHA. LIIIIZARDMEN. I AM WAITING FOR THE WARHAMMER CONCEPT ALBUM THAT PATRICK AND GERARD COLLABORATE ON.

[kalpurna]

OH MY GOD SHUT UP

As the Lizardmen are cold-blooded, they are sometimes slow to react to battlefield conditions. Terrifying monsters, huge outnumbering forces, and the deaths of their brothers-in-arms - things that would cause other troops to panic and flee - have little effect on the Lizardmen. It is only the will of the Mage-Priests and the Great Plan of the Old Ones that motivates the Lizardmen, and they tend to fight on, regardless of consequences.

THE LIZARDMEN ARE NOT AFRAID TO KEEP ON LIVING

[birdsflying]

THEY ARE NOT AFRAID TO WALK ALONE. OR ONLY WANT SYMPATHY IN THE FORM OF THE OLD ONES CRAWLING INTO BED WITH THEM.

[kalpurna]

ASDFJKKSOYWOEPRYUHBS I AM SO IN LOVE WITH YOU AND WITH THEM AND WITH THE OLD ONES AND WITH LIIIIIFE

[prettykitty_aya]

OMG I THINK I JUST LAUGHED OUT A LUNG.

SRSLY.

OMG.