PATRICK STUMP WEARS WOLF T-SHIRTS (IN HIS SOUL)

[kalpurna]

SHUT YOUR ACTUAL FUCKING FACE

MY ENTIRE WORLD IS HEARTS RIGHT NOW

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Oh, PStump, you can put on your robe and wizard hat for me anytime. My world is a better place today than it was before this glorious information. And seriously, if this gets jossed/denied, I will defriend the first person who tells me about it. HEADS

Comments

[guminudli]

THIS REALLY IS THE BEST THING EVER. MY FACE IS STUCK LIKE THIS: :DDDDDDD

[kalpurna]

IT IS LIKE GOD DESCENDED FROM THE SKY IN A GLORIOUS RAIN OF WOLF T-SHIRTS AND BROUGHT US OUR CANON, TRUFAX.

[guminudli]

AND BY GOD YOU MEAN THE OLD ONES, AMIRITE?

[kalpurna]

HOOOOOOOOOBVIOUSLY

[fairestcat]

GLEE! SO. MUCH. GLEE.

I can't stop grinning like a crazy person, and I'm at work! Wild-eyed grinning gets me very suspicious looks! I LOVE THEIR STUPID DORKY FACES SOOOOOOO MUCH!!!

[kalpurna]

HOW. ARE. THEY. EVEN. REAAAAAAAL.

[shrift]

I am DEEP in a hormonal ball of financial woe and OH GOD I have a job interview tomorrow please please please god let them want me even though they probably won't and CAN ONE THING IN MY LIFE GO RIGHT FOR ONCE--

--and then this appears. Like a dorky little angel in a "die, n00b." T-shirt.

OH MY SWEET LITTLE NERDS. *grabby hands* YOU MAKE EVERYTHING GROOVY.

[kalpurna]

ISN'T IT BETTER THAN THE BEST THING EVER??? Oh my God, a die n00b t-shirt, you are magnificently correct.

THIS MIGHT BE BETTER THAN WILLIAM'S BABY.

♥♥♥CANON♥♥♥

[shrift]

Seriously, I cannot panic and stress about my life when I'm busy going HAHAHAHAHA PSTUMP AND GEE-Z CAN HAS TREBUCHETS AND WOOD ELF ARMIES AND LONGBOXES FILLED WITH DOOM PATROL BACK ISSUES, PLS?

They're a DORK TOWER COMIC STRIP WAITING TO HAPPEN.

I choose to believe that they have LAN Parties.

[fayemeadows]

WE HAVE THE GREATEST CANON IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, Y/Y/MFY?

Geeks, the whole lot of them. WONDERFUL GLORIOUS GEEKS. :D :D :D

[kalpurna]

In the frozen wastes of the Realms of Chaos, the hordes of the Dark Gods gather strength and conspire to dominate the Warhammer world. Chaos is a fickle mistress, however. Some who follow the dark powers are blessed with great strength and unimaginable power. Others are cursed with debilitating mutations and eventually devolve into mindless, gibbering Chaos Spawn. Chaos is a constant threat to the civilized lands of Men, Elves, and Dwarfs, and constant vigilance is required to battle the frequent incursions of the forces of Chaos.

[fayemeadows]

lands of Men, Elves, and Dwarfs

Yep, that pretty much covers everyone in said bands. :D

Oh, god! I want stories where Frank and Pete jump in and yell "YOU SANK MY BATTLESHIP!" and Patrick gets pissed and starts punching and Gerard is all rolling his eyes and saying to ignore them and Patrick is whining about them ruining his concentration.

[shrift]

And once Frank and Pete have been kicked out of the room, they can go back to bonding over Harry Potter.

[stealstheashes]

I want to hear about how Pete mocked Patrick but then secretly tried to learn to play because he was jealous of Patrick and Gerard.

And also just about Patrick and Gerard being the dorkiest dorks of dorkdom.

[kalpurna]

Fuck, yes! I want that toooooo. Oh my God, if there is not fic about this I am killing kittens.

[stealstheashes]

I do not approve of that kitten killing. (Pete would totally buy the books and read them under a different cover to hide it. And he'd start unintentionally referencing quests and elves and things in his lyrics, until Patrick ended up standing over Pete, who would be trying to hide the book he was reading, saying, "Pete, could you just fuck off about it, okay? I didn't give you this much shit about you and Mikey Way hanging out." and Pete would be all oblivious. or something like that... lol idk.)