breaking news: I'm a perv

[kalpurna]

It's been a really confusing day for me, flist of mine. I haven't read this Brendon/Spencer story yet, but I opened it in a tab for later, and the phrase "glory days" appears in the first paragraph, only I thought it said "glory hole." So I started thinking about Brendon and Spencer and glory holes, and then I was all distracted

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[svilleficrecs]

The people on the header on that tongue stud page are rilly rilly happy about being gay. :)

[kalpurna]

Hey, with a vibrating tongue piercing, wouldn't you be? :DD

[seanarenay]

Also, wouldn't Lesbian!Spencer/Really!Gay!Brendon be kind of hot?

I AM JUST COMMENTING TO SAY I LOVE YOU AND THIS FANDOM!

[kalpurna]

HEEEEEEEEE. ILU2!! I also love your icon! OTP 4 realz. ♥

[darksylvia]

OMG, Brendon would SO revel in those belly button piercings. I really want to read a college Au with that now. Like so bad. With VeryGayBrendon meeting quiet, bi Ryan and introducing him to the joys of sexwithbrendon.

[kalpurna]

Ahahaha, I'm so glad you think so too! Oh, BRENDON. I think he has all kinds of lovely sparkly bellybutton jewelry, and he walks around the dorm in like, pink sweatpants with no shirt on and his dorkass glasses. HEARTS AND HEARTS.

DUDE YEAH! Even though this is RPS, and any number of characterizations can be supported by canon, I do sometimes have trouble buying the suggestion frequently made in fic that Gay Gay Ryan Ross tempted Straight Brendon Urie over to the other side of the fence, because come ON. Brendon is totally afraid of boobs. *points at icon*

[darksylvia]

Ryan Ross tempted Straight Brendon Urie over to the other side of the fence, because come ON. Brendon is totally afraid of boobs. *points at icon*

Hahaha. Yeah. Plus, we know Ross has slept with actual girls and appears to enjoy it. I'm not convinced Brendon has :D

walks around the dorm in like, pink sweatpants with no shirt on and his dorkass glasses. HEARTS AND HEARTS.

OMFG YES. *is dead from the image*

And it would be even funnier with half the girls hitting on him because college hasn't honed their gaydar yet and the other half hanging out in his room listening to him/commiserating over the lack of dateable guys. And, of course, late night makeout sessions in the common room with Ryan!

[shoemaster]

ILU BB.

[kalpurna]

Ahahahaha, guess what I love: the fact that no one responded to this post to say GET OFF THE CRACK, FREAK. Oh FANGIRLS. you accept me for the perv I am, and ILU toooooo.

(this icon is meant to complete the OT3 that I can't believe no one writes)

[molotov_bitch]

I did actually see a chick the other day who looked uncannily like Spencer Smith, I had to physically restrain myself. I still earned odd looks from passers by for my giggle fit.