1. Everyone, why am I such a giant perv?

So for reasons that don't need exploring at this juncture, I was talking to shoemaster about ( Patrick being really freaky in bed. )

It's been a really confusing day for me, flist of mine. I haven't read this Brendon/Spencer story yet, but I opened it in a tab for later, and the phrase "glory days" appears in the first paragraph, only I thought it said "glory hole." So I started thinking about Brendon and Spencer and glory holes, and then I was all distracted ( Read more... )

It has been WAY too long since I overshared about my vagina, y'all! WAY TOO LONG.

So one thing that the DivaCup is NOT amazing for, ftr, is when your period is being really fucking wimpy about coming. Aaargh, spotting, gtfo! I've been wearing it for like a WEEK, and NOTHING is happening, except that there's just enough going on to keep me ( Read more... )

1. You guys. I can't stop thinking about Spencer Smith going down on girls.

He would be so good at it.

2. I cannot believe that several of you actually want to hear about my involuntary Mary Sue het PWPs involving Jon Walker, ( but okay! )

( procrastinating = polls y/n? )

Last night, I had a sex dream about Jon Walker. This is the first dream I've ever had about someone I don't know in real life, I think! ( It was kind of the best ever )

Let's talk about porn, my darlings! I seem to be in the mood for kinks, for hearing about kinks and talking about kinks and indulging my own ( Read more... )

I had a lovely, fannish weekend! ( Friday was Buffy and Meela, )