Let's talk about failsafes! I can't believe I'm not flocking this!
Let's talk about porn, my darlings! I seem to be in the mood for kinks, for hearing about kinks and talking about kinks and indulging my own.
There are certain fics that I consider "failsafes," sort of bulletproof fics, if you will. When I'm not interested in, er, beating around the bush, these are the stories I go for - straight to the point, and wildly, unreasonably hot. I'm not talking about stuff you read once or twice that you thought was sexy. I'm not talking about stuff that continues to move you emotionally or make you laugh even though you've read it a thousand times. I'm talking about the ones that you go back to over and over, when you're bored and tired and not in the mood for anything but getting off, because they never, ever fail to turn you on. Those ones.
kinkiness redux by eliade, S/X. This one isn't even a legitimate fic; it's one paragraph of random hotness. I probably have most of it memorized by now.
Night Watch by the Webrain. S/X. The first fic I ever felt this way about; pretty much the thing that sold me on slash, along with eliade's oeuvre. Hot like burning.
Feeding Frenzy by astolat, anyone/everyone. Jesus fucking Christ, this does it for me.
How to Succeed in Sex Slavery Without Really Trying, also by astolat, John/Rodney. Nrrrgh guh.
In Which Jared Makes a Realization and Jensen Isn't Nice by veronamay. Another one where I have the porn scene nearly memorized, because it is so unreasonably hot. I have a whole new airport bathroom fantasy because of this fic.
Untitled by rageprufrock. Uhm, I'm starting to think that doubledicking might be a kink of mine (in fic, oh my GOD), judging by my love for this, as well as Swap/Meet, and the one I'm about to link to:
A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More Schoolboy Crush by jzbell. Panic! at the Disco group slutfic (primer for those who don't know the fandom). Hello, double penetration!
Anyway, that's all I can think of for now, but there are totally way more! I didn't even include any DS fic this time around. But already I'm seeing patterns emerge that are kind of interesting, and that I hadn't noticed before; I really like assfucking in fic, I guess, and apparently double penetration Jesus, and boys bottoming sluttily. (Not exclusive bottoming as, like, a lifestyle? Just really enjoying a particular instance of bottoming, and being very very eager to get fucked.)
This is interesting! (Maybe only to me, but still.) Tell me about your bulletproof fics! I want to know which stories never steer you wrong! Nothing is going to make me judge you, don't worry. Glass houses. *g*
This isn't really meta, but just in case, newsletters, please don't link.
There are certain fics that I consider "failsafes," sort of bulletproof fics, if you will. When I'm not interested in, er, beating around the bush, these are the stories I go for - straight to the point, and wildly, unreasonably hot. I'm not talking about stuff you read once or twice that you thought was sexy. I'm not talking about stuff that continues to move you emotionally or make you laugh even though you've read it a thousand times. I'm talking about the ones that you go back to over and over, when you're bored and tired and not in the mood for anything but getting off, because they never, ever fail to turn you on. Those ones.
kinkiness redux by eliade, S/X. This one isn't even a legitimate fic; it's one paragraph of random hotness. I probably have most of it memorized by now.
Night Watch by the Webrain. S/X. The first fic I ever felt this way about; pretty much the thing that sold me on slash, along with eliade's oeuvre. Hot like burning.
Feeding Frenzy by astolat, anyone/everyone. Jesus fucking Christ, this does it for me.
How to Succeed in Sex Slavery Without Really Trying, also by astolat, John/Rodney. Nrrrgh guh.
In Which Jared Makes a Realization and Jensen Isn't Nice by veronamay. Another one where I have the porn scene nearly memorized, because it is so unreasonably hot. I have a whole new airport bathroom fantasy because of this fic.
Untitled by rageprufrock. Uhm, I'm starting to think that doubledicking might be a kink of mine (in fic, oh my GOD), judging by my love for this, as well as Swap/Meet, and the one I'm about to link to:
A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More Schoolboy Crush by jzbell. Panic! at the Disco group slutfic (primer for those who don't know the fandom). Hello, double penetration!
Anyway, that's all I can think of for now, but there are totally way more! I didn't even include any DS fic this time around. But already I'm seeing patterns emerge that are kind of interesting, and that I hadn't noticed before; I really like assfucking in fic, I guess, and apparently double penetration Jesus, and boys bottoming sluttily. (Not exclusive bottoming as, like, a lifestyle? Just really enjoying a particular instance of bottoming, and being very very eager to get fucked.)
This is interesting! (Maybe only to me, but still.) Tell me about your bulletproof fics! I want to know which stories never steer you wrong! Nothing is going to make me judge you, don't worry. Glass houses. *g*
This isn't really meta, but just in case, newsletters, please don't link.