This afternoon, I was listening to a long Clark/Lex podfic and started to drift off (the fic isn't boring, I was just sitting in a warm room.) So, I went to lie down in the bedroom where it was cooler and lo, several hours later, I woke up all discombobulated and headachey. Note to self: you're supposed to be sleeping at night! I seem to have ( Read more... )

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AMAZING <3

I'm looking forward to the Yuletide stories featuring Old Spice Man.

the boy: *unzips his jeans ( Read more... )

Sometimes ONTD makes me laugh so hard I almost pee myself. I felt the need to share...

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You know what? I think that I didn't tell you all my awesome Chuck Norris fact that I made up. Yes I made up a Chuck Norris fact and yes, it is awesome.*

Ahem. Here goes.

CHUCK NORRIS DOESN'T PUT UP CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS.

THE BABY JESUS PUTS UP CHUCK NORRIS DECORATIONS.

*By the way, without Chuck, I don't have any power. But with Him, ( Read more... )

All you people doing NaNo think you're insane? Well, count your lucky stars that you're not doing the Three Day Novel-Writing Contest... "one of the most grueling, self-loathing, perfidious experiences one can be put through in a 72 hour period, comparable in many ways to protracted, non-anaesthetized dental extraction at the hands of flatulent ( Read more... )

Somebody called my house around 9:30 this morning and left this "message ( Read more... )